The Dodomeki of Kumo
In the Hidden Cloud Village, also known as Kumogakure, there is a man who holds the title of Dodomeki.
They say that when he was born and the doctor slapped him to make him cry… he slapped him back.
The doctor still goes to therapy.
They say that when he fell for the first time as a child… the ground was the one that lost out.
Now there's a new ravine that wasn't on any maps.
They say that when he was at the academy, he told the teachers how to teach.
The Raikage had to ask him to raise the teachers' grades.
They say that at the hot springs there are three sections: men, women, and then him.
Because when he goes, none of the men dare to go, and there are too many women.
They say that if an incurable disease appears, he rolls up his sleeves, and the disease becomes curable from fear.
And that was only during the first week of his life!
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This story does not seek to replace or alter the original works, but rather to pay homage to them through an independent narrative.
Table of contents
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False reputation2026-07-21 07:54
- Remember to read it before you start!2026-01-24 06:30
- 1Prologue2026-01-24 06:30
- 2The Kumo Hunt2026-01-24 06:30
- 3Chad Squadron2026-01-27 06:32
- 4Music at night2026-01-31 06:33
- 5Tears of the Desert2026-02-03 06:33
- 6A Matter of Face2026-02-06 06:33
- 7Collect interest2026-02-09 06:33
- 8Scattered Seeds2026-02-14 06:33
- 9Second student2026-02-17 06:33
- 10Arrival in Konoha2026-02-21 06:34
- 11Ichiraku2026-02-24 06:34
- 12A good performance is key2026-02-27 06:34
- 13Gain face, lose face2026-03-01 06:35
- 14I told you to stay still!2026-03-05 06:35
- 15Origin of the Dodomeki2026-03-08 06:35
- 16Assault on Konoha2026-03-12 06:41
- 17Burn, Will of Fire2026-03-16 06:42
- 18Information debt2026-03-19 06:42
- 19Guide to Success2026-03-22 06:42
- 20It's all for the children2026-03-25 06:43
- 21The paper burns beautifully2026-03-28 06:43
- 22Welcome aboard2026-03-31 05:43
- 23Unwanted enhancements2026-04-03 05:43
- 24Your Own Cage2026-04-06 05:44
- 25Private hot springs2026-04-09 05:44
- 26Get one and take home a hundred thousand2026-04-12 05:44
- 27Just one stamp2026-04-15 05:44
- 28So white and warm2026-04-18 05:44
- 29Snow doesn't like fire.2026-04-21 05:45
- 30Spread the word2026-04-24 05:45
- 31Bite iron2026-04-26 09:28
- 32Toad bait2026-04-30 05:45
- 33Matching eyes2026-05-03 05:45
- 34The tree that stands out catches the wind2026-05-06 05:46
- 35Toad bones2026-05-09 05:46
- 36Promotion2026-05-12 06:28
- 37Jiraiya-boy2026-05-15 06:28
- 38Looking West2026-05-18 06:28
- 39Battery charged2026-05-21 06:28
- 40Cold rain2026-05-25 06:29
- 41After the fog2026-05-28 06:29
- 42The small box2026-05-31 06:29
- 43Madness and War2026-06-03 06:29
- 44Three war fronts2026-06-06 07:49
- 45Black rain2026-06-09 07:49
- 46Mine alone2026-06-12 07:50
- 47Alliance or betrayal2026-06-15 07:50
- 48Lineage of origin2026-06-18 07:50
- 49What it is and what it isn't2026-06-21 07:50
- 50Self-serving sacrifice2026-06-24 07:51
- 51Empty words, weighty deeds2026-06-27 07:51
- 52Bloody chain2026-06-30 07:51
- 53Rejecting oneself2026-07-02 09:34
- 54Diverse reactions2026-07-07 07:52
- 55Sensokume2026-07-10 07:53
- 56Double movement2026-07-14 07:54
- 57Stomachache2026-07-17 07:54
- 58False reputation2026-07-21 07:54
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