A Dude's, Blissful Life {REWRITE}

(cover is MC as a Teenager if you ever wonder) A dazzling sight for anyone from below, why? simple really. A glorious almighty dude was sitting on a throne leg's crossed looking like a certain Uchiha, looking godly, looking mighty, aura farming would be his best friend Basically. As for the women. they would sit on and rub there sweet honey pots on his pretty boy face would no shame, cause all women loved him, wanted him, needed him, yandered for him. Crazy I know but that's just the daily routine of noah, the psychotic protagonist. If something gave him bliss from those, then he'll pursue them with his full interest. be it:world domination, sleeping with all women, bitch slapping any hater that stood against him, sit on a god like a chair, pull the middle finger to kid. he'll do it all if it gave him bliss. even a little. . . . . . alright wiggas and biggas, so i am new and I am mega sh*t at writing so I better get your face turning red from pure rage. Only doing this cause I'm bored asf.....just like ya mums Insides I can't cap. hahaha anyway I'll try an get good at all this miserable shit. if I feel like it that is. So yeah I'ma try and if you aint like it and start hating like a little girl please leave or s*ck a crusty di*k you little diddy lover. kiss hairy bumcracks and go d*e where noone can find you. Thank you, enjoy, and i appreciate your hard time. . . . . . . . --- {quick things about this story if any of you care~} noah is gonna be a Anti-hero. aint no lady blowjobing a su*ker y'know. ain't no simping shit either, *nice guys always finish last* type shit, so fuck that, Casanova gang LMAO. * * * ntr?: No you cuck motherfucker chop your rob off wigga>hell fuckn no n£tori?: Hell, yeah baby. We fucking all the dickheads wives, why? cause we do not care Yuri?: Hell fucken no, go watch corn hub. gay corn two, for your gay ass op from start?: yay yayy, bro needs to beat the eminence of shadows himself, and drippywoo two. he'll be number one aura farmer no doubt pokemon harem?: Meh, maybe we'll see(this bit scares me. not really but yeah it seems stressful as fuck) . . . . I do NOT own the anime and shit in this book at all, it all respectfully goes to the people who made them. I only own the OC thank youu. Also cover is AI generated. (also, updates are all over the place. let's just say it's bipolar)