NSFW Creative Writing[NSFW] Cyberpsycho Gamer Thread starterDepravity Devil Start dateMay 13, 2025 Tagscrack treated seriously cyberpunk 2077 cyberpunk edgerunners eventual smut female v freedom gamer mc male v recreational copium self-insertCreatedMay 13, 2025StatusIncompleteWatchers1,020Recent readers1,532Threadmarks5V is a Nomad who left her Clan, her Family, and decided to make a name for herself alone… At least until some psychotic Gonk also named V showed up and forced his way into her story. There's definitely something, no, many things wrong with this Cyberpsycho, but at least he makes a pretty good meat shield.
Every V needs a Vendetta after all.
[Basically, the MC is a SI into the Cyberpunk 2077 story/world as a Gamer of sorts. With the same OP health regeneration, inventory system, stats and perks as the actual character in the game on Normal Difficulty. Not insanely overpowered or invincible, but pretty close. When reality is like a game to you, it's hard not to seem like a Cyberpsycho, right?]ThreadmarksStatistics (5 threadmarks, 11k words)ThreadmarksReader mode RSS Chapter 1: VWords 2.3kMay 13, 2025NewChapter 2: SkipWords 2.8kMay 16, 2025NewChapter 3: PartnersWords 2.5kMay 17, 2025NewChapter 4: BuildsWords 1.7kSunday at 10:13 AMNewChapter 5: RipperdocWords 1.9kToday at 4:27 AMJump to newIgnoreWatchThread ToolsThreadmarksView contentThreadmarks Chapter 1: V View contentDepravity DevilJust your average Memetic DisasterMay 13, 2025Add bookmark#1Chapter 1: V
Spoiler: V Song
"Remember, remember, the fifth of november, the gunpowder treason and plot." An old metal song from the early 2000's was blasting in the old Nomad car as it drove recklessly through the Badlands. It swerved left and right, smashing into cacti and garbage, even a few guard rails from time to time, losing bits and pieces along the way.
*Boom!* Then a giant billboard pole seemed to move into the vehicle's path. The front of the car was smashed into pieces and a body flew out the broken windshield, tumbling across the grass and spraying blood everywhere.
*Cough-cough~!* The man coughed violently and struggled to get up off the dirt for a while… But eventually he stood. His muscular form was surprisingly human, with no noticeable chrome aside from a dataport on the left side of his neck, behind his ear. Though the dark red irises indicated that at least his eyes weren't natural.
"Fuck." He looked at his totalled vehicle and his torn apart flesh seemed to slowly but surely repair itself. The glass and metal fragments in his skin plopped out onto the bloody dirt and aside from being filthy, he seemed good as new within a minute.
The man looked around and frowned, then started sprinting through the desert at full speed. He didn't have any implants or chrome to make him faster, but a normal human can still run pretty quickly. He jumped up onto a boulder that was in his way, then ran face first into a cactus…
"Shit!" He cursed as if the cactus had suddenly jumped out into his path. His eyes were functioning but there was definitely something wrong with his brain. Possibly a neurovirus.
The crazy Gonk sprinted for several miles, seemingly tireless and inexhaustible. Until he finally reached a little town in the middle of the desert. Well, rather than a town, it was literally just a few buildings, practically shakes made of garbage for the most part. One of the buildings was a car repair shop that also sold autoparts.
"Finally made it…" The lunatic muttered as he reached the partially open garage door. A mechanic was working on a Nomad car that looked eerily similar to the one he just wrecked and left behind, but without the extensive damage.
"Electric coupling module." The mechanic shouted as he looked inside the hood of the car.
"You said it was nothing serious when I came in." A beautiful woman standing in front of the mirror on the other side of the room complained, "You said you were sure." She threw away a Bakkers patch she ripped off her leather vest and grabbed a radio off the sink.
"Guess I was wrong." The mechanic in the ball cap turned around and leaned on the hood with his arms crossed, "Can always look for another shop where they won't ask a lone Nomad why he's huggin' the border."
"Gonna pay you what we agreed. Not one enny more." The pretty tan-skinned Nomad girl said in a stern tone. She had long and messy black hair with bright red eyes. Unfortunately her pretty appearance didn't seem to have any influence on the mechanic.
"Huh. For that you can borrow my tools and fix it yourself." He moved out of the way and stood aside as the girl leaned into the hood, "Got any idea what to do?"
"I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin'." The girl pursed her lips and looked around.
"And?" The mechanic asked.
"And your chirping is not helping." The woman complained as she unplugged something, "I'm gonna bypass the coupling and rig a hotwire."
"Compressor'll run on and on. Could seize up." The annoying dude warned.
"Did anyone ask your opinion?" She plugged the thing into something else and walked around to get in the car, "Okay… Let's see what happens." The girl pushed the start button and it didn't work.
"It's like I was telling ya!" The mechanic shouted, then the girl pushed the button again, "No, no…" Finally with the third try, the engine started up loudly, "Not shabby at all. Question's how long it'll last ya."
"It'll get me to Night City, I'll figure somethin' else out there." She plugged her radio into the car and tried adjusting it.
He told her, "Antenna on this heap don't seem like it packs much of a punch. Not liable to hear much."
"You don't say…" She unplugged the radio and put it away as someone opened up the garage door. A sheriff by the looks of him.
"Hey Mike, didn't know you had a customer." The man walked in with his hands on his hips as the Mechanic backed up anxiously.
"Uh, ro-rolled in a few hours past. I… I… I thought, er, she'd at least called into ya-"
"Don't you sweat it, Mike." The Sheriff put out one of his black hands, or at least the fingers and palms were black, while the rest of his skin was pasty white. "We're gonna hash it out." As he walked over and put his hand on the roof near the driver's side window, he glared down at the girl through his aviator sunglasses. "Don'tcha know you owe the Sheriff a word, when you pay his town a visit? To tell 'im what's brought ya here, maybe even over a cup uh coffee?"
Regardless of how douchey the guy was acting, the girl just responded smoothly, "My mistake. I hadn't planned on stopping. A failed coupling forced my hand."
"Yeah, always some failure 'hind mistakes." He scoffed, "Name's Andrew Jones. Probably heard of me."
"I can't say that I have…" She wasn't lying. Why would she have heard of this random asshole in the middle of nowhere?
He moved back for a few seconds and then leaned down with his whole forearm on the edge of the roof, "Served in Spec Ops during the last war, "Silver Shoguns"... Ring any bells?"
"I can't say that it does." She responded immediately.
"Don't like to get along. Do ya?" As he said that, he turned around and saw Mike's unconscious body laying over on the side of the room, "What the hell?!"
"Oh shit!" The girl was also startled when she saw the crazy naked guy rush up behind the Sheriff and put him in a chokehold! With a twist and a crack, the man's spine was fucked and while he probably wouldn't die, it would definitely be expensive to get his broken cyberware fixed! Also, he was literally the Sheriff of this town!
"Hahaha~! Now that's real freedom!" The psycho tossed the spasming body out of the way and climbed into the driver's side of the girl's car, "I'm kinda surprised to see you here. But I guess it makes sense."
"What the fuck?! Who the fuck are you supposed to be, Gonk?!" The girl pulled out her simple black Unity pistol but before she could point it at him, he grabbed her wrist and yanked it out of her hand, "Shit!"
"Name's V. Nice to finally meet ya." He smiled at the girl and she shivered.
"Bullshit! I'm V!" She punched him in the face with her other hand, "Fucking Cyberpsycho!"
"I'm not a Cyberpsycho. I barely even have any Cyberware yet. I'm just a regular Psycho at this point." The crazy man complained as she punched him in the face again, "Okay, stop that. It kinda hurts."
"Give me back my gun!" She retorted and tried to grab it, but he opened the dash and threw it inside before closing it again, "Hey!"
"Nope. I don't wanna die yet and bullets hurt. So you can have it back once you promise not to shot me in the face." The naked dude held out a pinky and she grabbed it with both hands, snapping it backwards, "Ouch."
"Fuck off!" V screamed and elbowed him in the face, but then he punched her in the face and she got a bloody nose, "Shit-wait-stop!"
"Now you wanna be reasonable?" He stopped hitting her and she stopped hitting him. The two of them were just glaring at each other with glowing red eyes for a few seconds before he said, "Fine. You can be V. Just call me umm… What's a good name that starts with V?"
"Viktor?" She suggested, rubbing her aching nose and cheek.
"Nah, there's already a Viktor. It'll be confusing. Just call me Vendetta." He came up with a name that wasn't really a name.
"Vendetta… Nova." V sighed and asked, "Why are you naked?"
"Spawned in without any clothes." He was obviously insane, "Not about to steal some dude's underwear or clothes to wear though. That'd be weird."
"Yeah… That would be weird." She looked over at the spasming body of the Sheriff. The man was still glaring at them and likely calling for backup, "We gotta go." Putting her foot on the gas, she sped out of the garage and made a turn on the dirt road out of town, "Give me my gun back."
"Okay." Vendetta took it out and handed it over, "Kinda weird that the Sheriff wasn't armed though."
"I didn't really think about it, but it is a little strange." V agreed, "Maybe he forgot? Or maybe he uses a monowire or some shit like that?"
"That's true. Could be Mantis Blades." Vendetta nodded seriously with his arms crossed as they drove up the hill to the huge metal radio tower.
"I gotta make a call. Why don't you get some clothes outta the back in the meantime?" V pointed behind her with her thumb. There were some suitcases and backpacks in the back seat, plus a big cooler. This wasn't just a car, it was basically her home. It would be weird if she didn't have any supplies.
"Nova." The crazy dude gave her a thumbs up and got out of the car. For a moment, she contemplated putting a bullet in the back of his head or maybe just driving away… Maybe running his ass over in the process?
Breathing out a long sigh, V turned off the car and got out, closing the door behind her sexy leather-clad ass. Then she started climbing up the metal tower while the other V started rummaging through her bags of clothes and other things.
As he touched certain things they seemed to disappear into thin air. He smirked, "I'm not a Cyberpsycho, I'm just a Gamer."
Author's Note: Started playing Cyberpunk 2077 lately lol. Let's just say I'm enjoying it but also annoyed by certain things. Like they allow you so much freedom sometimes, but then you can't even attack or kill people sometimes? And you can't even prevent certain things from happening, no matter how hard you try. Like Jackie Wells dying or V getting stuck with the chip in her head, or getting shot in the head… Hell, I was annoyed I couldn't blast the Trauma Team member's head off when he shoved me out of the way on that starter mission. You guys know the one if you played the game. There were so many times when V does shit that I would never do and I have no choice but to press F and do the one option to let the story progress lol.
Thus far I've managed to avoid smoking and the only time I drank was taking shots at Jackie's funeral, but even that was basically the only option if I wanted to complete the mission objectives(talk to this person or that person lol). Honestly, from the moment I got in the car with Dex and he was smoking a cigar in my fucking face, I wanted to slit his throat. Even if I didn't know spoilers about what would happen, I still would've wanted to kill the scumbag from the moment we met because of how much of an asshole he obviously was…
Anyway, I'm still writing Actually Invincible, but had to write a bit of this down or it wouldn't leave my brain. Also just wanted to bitch about Cyberpunk 2077 lol.
By the way, I don't know if anyone else noticed this but… Cyberpunk 2077 starts before 2077 lol. Idk if it's before Edgerunners, but it very well could be. Especially before the ending of Edgerunners. I wouldn't be surprised if the lockdown the night you do the mission to save Sandra Dorsett was the night that David and Rebecca died. With the crazy shit that I've pulled in the game and nothing got locked down, it'd have to take something like that to cause part of the city to get locked down, right?
So anyway, I'm going with the assumption that the V Intro Backstory plots happen about a year or two before 2077, maybe 2075 or 2076. After all, you meet Jackie and the two of you have this long montage of going from nobodies to serious Edgerunners. The things they showed needed to be at least months, but could have been a year or two easily enough. Like ReplyReport Reactions:AbusedCondom, Fullmetalblazer, Lurker Throwaway and 314 othersDepravity DevilMay 13, 2025Add bookmarkView discussionThreadmarks Chapter 2: Skip New View contentDepravity DevilJust your average Memetic DisasterMay 16, 2025NewAdd bookmark#54Chapter 2: Skip
*Vrrrm-vrrrmm~!* The Nomad car in the distance beyond the little town was making a lot of noise as V jacked her radio into the box at the top of the ancient metal tower.
"Hello?" She spoke first.
"Come in! Come in! Ah, raised ya finally!" The voice on the other end was a man with an accent that almost sounded Canadian.
"Willie McCoy! It's good to hear your voice!" She smiled as she watched the tumbleweeds blow around.
"V. Wish I could say the same." His response wasn't very enthusiastic.
"I need your help. One last time." V's smile vanished as she looked down at the lunatic who had somehow fit into her leather pants and a black t-shirt. Hell, he was even wearing one of her spare pairs of black boots.
"One last time, again?" As he said that, she noticed that Vendetta was searching around the area below the tower. Digging through trash and garbage recklessly.
*Vrrrrr~!* Another car was driving past the town in the distance as she said, "I have to find the client with my payload, but I don't know where he is."
"Hmmm, right place, right time." Willie paused, "You were there?"
"Of course I was." V snorted and laughed as she watched the psycho trip over a pipe and fall into a cactus face-first, "Eh-hem, maybe the client left a message? Could you check for me?"
"Hmm… Sure, last time though." He agreed, "I mean it. Client's name?"
"Jackie Welles." When she said that name, the crazy dude looked up at her suddenly. V got a chill down her spine when she saw the eerie look in his glowing red eyes. Especially since she had the same color optics. And hair… And skin tone…
"Huh. Actually left a message." Willie's words drew her attention back to the radio, "He's waiting on a farm. Flickin' you the geoloc data."
"Thanks Willie, I owe you one." V sighed in relief as she turned around and leaned back against the creaky railing.
"You do. Just don't get yourself killed. And don't call again." As soon as he ended the transmission, she disconnected the wire and put the radio away on her hip. Letting out a long sigh, she shook her head and crossed her arms.
*Clink-clink-clank!* She could hear the crazy bastard's heavy footsteps as he stomped his way up the tower. But he only went half-way. She looked down and saw him walking across a beam casually, then he walked along another beam to crouch down and start grabbing some random bullshit he found laying on the ground.
"Hey! Be careful you Gonk!" V finally had to say something, making him look up towards her again.
*Clink!* Then she was falling backwards as the railing gave way to her sexy ass!
"Oh shit~! Fuck~!" She cried out and tried to grab something!
"What the fuck?!" Vendetta was also surprised and instinctively grabbed her hand! Then he got his ass pulled off the side of the tower as well!
"Aaah!" They both yelled as his back smashed into a big metal crate and both their arms were yanked again as she landed on a hard patch of dirt and cracked concrete.
"Ow…" V groaned in pain as she struggled to stand afterwards. She looked up at the blood that splattered down across the metal crate and suddenly felt really guilty… And a little nauseous. It's not like she'd never killed anyone before, but something like this was definitely a first. Especially someone who tried to save her life.
"I didn't expect that to happen! Hahahaha~!" Thankfully the lunatic was still alive somehow. Not just alive, but he got up and fell down face-first into the dirt in front of her, then stood up and seemed totally fine.
"Did you burst a blood pump or what?" She looked at the massive amount of blood and her clothes that were now drenched in it. But the gonk seemed totally nova. Not even slightly injured from the fall.
"Just lost a little health. I'll live." Vendetta rubbed his aching back and asked, "So you're ready to continue the gig now?"
"Wait, were you spying on my convo?" She frowned, "Did Jackie send you?"
"He did. I'm also V, remember?" He shrugged, "This is my job. I'm honestly kinda surprised you even exist."
"What the fuck is that supposed to me?!" If he didn't just save her life she'd be way more pissed, "You expect me to believe you just happen to have the same name and picked up the same gig as me?!"
"Anyway, Jackie's waiting at that shack over there in the distance." Vendetta rolled his eyes and pointed, "We'll both show up and ask him which V is the real one!"
"How the fuck would he know, you gonk?! He's never met either of us!" She shouted at him and poked him in the chest with her right index finger!
"Wait, how do you know he's never met me? I've met him loads of times!" He retorted.
"Then why the hell didn't you go to him? Why'd you come to me?" V didn't believe his bullshit for a second.
"I didn't even know you'd be there. Because I'm the protagonist and you're just a bug…" He smirked, "Or maybe a mod? Some kinda broken mod with two Vs. But that's not important. The important thing is that I was able to fuck up that asshole Sheriff!"
"You're literally insane." She finally calmed down and breathed out a long sigh, "Why am I arguing with you in the first place? Maybe I'm losing it too? Preem."
V was so exacerbated by his nonsense that she didn't notice the fact that his clothes weren't drenched in blood or stained anymore. They were still dirty as fuck, but that's just the way they were when he took them out of her stinky suitcase.
"Preem indeed! So when are we gonna go do the thing?" Vendetta snickered and started running towards her car!
"Oh no you fucking don't!" V screamed as she ran even faster than him and got to the driver's side first, "Nobody drives my baby but me!"
"Aww~!" He gave up pretty easily, sliding over the hood of the car and getting in the passenger side. As he closed the door he grumbled, "I crashed my car a few times earlier but I'm pretty sure I'm getting the hang of driving-"
"Fuck off!" She gave him the finger and turned the car on, hitting the gas as she drove quickly but very safely along the dirt road. "Rattler might be a little old, but she's still alive and kicking after all these years. Once I get to Night City, I'll find a half-decent mechanic that can actually get her in working order again."
"That's wild." The psycho chuckled and looked out his window at the cactuses of various shapes and sizes that he found impossible to avoid, "I honestly have no idea how you can drive in First Person POV. You're seriously amazing."
"You're seriously ridiculous." V sighed and looked over at the back of his head. Then she frowned. He looked way too damn familiar. It was scary how similar he looked to-
"Hey, you passed the place!" He shouted and startled her, "It's that little shack over there! Can't you see the big-ass yellow mark?"
"Of course I see it." She retorted.
"Holy shit, so you can actually see it too?!" The man actually seemed genuinely surprised.
"Why wouldn't I be able to see it?" V was confused because it was just a simple augmented reality icon that literally anyone had access too. At least anyone with even the most basic optics and a neural port.
"I figured it was just a game mechanic? You know, like a magical inventory or being able to equip gear instantly? Or pausing time to rearrange your Perks… Not that I have any Perks yet."
"Yeah, there's no way you're the V that Jackie Welles hired." She felt a lot more confident about that when she parked and the gonk actually got out to go scavenge through the garbage surrounding the little metal trailer home. The windows were partially covered up by pieces of graffitied sheet metal or just left broken and empty. When she entered the room, it was even more of a disaster than the outside.
"Oh, was worried I'd have to turn to farming. Heh! Ehh… Sure hope you're here for me, Chica." Jackie Welles was a huge man, even when he was reclined on the worn-out couch with one foot on a fancy black box. She looked at the gun in his hand for a moment, but thankfully he leaned back and aimed it away.
"I definitely am." She had a confident smirk as she briefly started at his head and that samurai hairstyle. Then at the chrome lines marking his shaved face. The very prominent butt-chin… Then to the gold bands on his left wrist, the gold ring, the tattoo on his arm… "You're-"
"Name's Jackie Welles!" He introduced himself first.
"V. So this is the cargo that needs to be smuggled?" She looked down at the crate and smirked.
"Where I'm from, you share a bit about your soul before you talk biz, eh? It's kinda like a custom. Or just good manners, y'know?" He looked behind her and aimed his gun at the guy that walked inside suddenly, "He with you?"
"Unfortunately." V grimaced as she watched the guy walk over and take a random shard off the shelf.
"Hi, I'm also V. I also took the job." The Other V stood next to his female counterpart and Jackie raised an eyebrow in realization.
"Ah! Haha~! I get it, Choom. You two are twins, right? Well, the more the merrier I guess." He lowered the gun again and said, "NC Native, right here. Got Heywood in my blood."
"I've never been to NC. That doesn't mean much to me." She said that and stared at her yawning twin for a moment before feeling a shiver down her spine at the very real possibility that they were actually siblings or cousins. After all, he really did look eerily similar to her father and uncle, back when they were young… And alive.
"So, imagine a place where everyone's like your bro or sis, or… A distant cousin, at least." He explained it casually, looking between the two of them again.
"Relatable." Vendetta nodded.
"Haha~! That's a good one!" Jackie smiled and even V smirked.
"Heh-heh~! I think I understand." She glanced over at her newfound relative and back at the beefy guy in the black and red leather jacket, "You don't have to like each other, but it's family."
"That's Heywood. That, and everyone's packin' iron." He moved his gun and bit to emphasize what iron meant, in case they didn't understand, "You two?"
"I guess… You could say I'm from my own Heywood." She looked at the other V and shrugged, "Not sure about him though. We just met."
"Just met your own twin bro?" Jackie laughed, "That does sound a lot like Heywood, haha~!"
"Skip, skip, skip." Meanwhile Vendetta was muttering to himself as his perception of time was altered and most of their conversation was fast-forwarded. After all, he'd already heard this dialogue at least a few times already. Though maybe not the extra bits because of his appearance.
"You and me, we're gonna get along fine…" Jackie pushed the box with his boot in front of V, "The cargo."
"Let's load it in the car." V looked down and over towards the crazy potential relative who was zoning out. Then she pushed his shoulder and asked, "You okay, Ven?"
"Huh?" He blinked his glowing red eyes a few times and then looked down at the package, casually picking it up as if it didn't weigh a hundred pounds, "Oh nice! It's interactable!"
"Uh, sure is, Amigo…" Jackie stood up and holstered his pistol on his hip, then whispered to V as her brother carried the heavy box out to the trunk of the car, "You sure he's up for this?"
V hesitated for a moment, but then remembered that feeling earlier. When she was falling backwards and that gonk tried to save her without a second thought to his own safety or life. She also remembered how he randomly snapped that cop's neck just as impulsively. And the fact that he's either a Cyberpsycho or just regularly insane.
"It should be fine as long as we don't give him a gun or let him talk to anyone." She walked outside and felt her heart racing when he opened the driver-side door. She rushed over to stop him, but he just smirked at her and walked over to the passenger's side. While Jackie's giant ass had to somehow fit in the seat behind V.
"So, we headed out?" He said that familiar line, at least to Ven and then V hit the gas, driving down the dirt road at a fast but reasonable speed. She didn't even crash into a single cactus or the piece of guard rail getting onto the actual road.
"Do you have the manifest from the transport?" V asked as they reached about 60 miles per hour.
"'Course I do. What, the fixer didn't give you the job detes?" Jackie asked.
"He… He did." She obviously lied, "I was just… Making sure."
"That's wild. I didn't even have a fixer." Vendetta looked back at Jackie and smirked, "But don't worry. I'm a professional."
"Yeah… We're all professionals, ain't we?" Jackie was also a little nervous as he said, "So, you uh, you ever move contraband before?"
"Fuckloads of contraband." Vendetta answered, "Mostly iguanas though."
"Iguanas? Seriously?" Jackie chuckled.
"Corpos love their lizards." The lunatic responded casually.
"What's wrong Jackie? You nervous?" V saw the checkpoint up ahead in the distance and started slowing down to a more reasonable speed. There were people in front of them after all. No point rushing and getting lit up by Border Security.
"Me? Ja, aa, por favor… Okay, maybe a little." He fidgeted around in his seat as they got closer, "Hey, border crossing up ahead. What now?"
"Nothin'. They'll scan us and check our papers." V was also a little nervous, though mostly because she saw the way her crazy side-kick was looking at the heavily armed and armored security.
Especially when she heard him muttering, "What is this, Very Hard mode? Probably can't slaughter them all with my bare hands…"
"Okay, both of you calm down. I'll do the talking." She glared at Vendetta, "All the talking."
"Okie dokie." He shrugged, "Just don't take too long. Might get bored. You won't like me when I'm bored."
"I barely like you now." V chuckled and Jackie laughed.
"Please direct your vehicle to the inspection area." A man's voice came through the loudspeakers outside as the barrier barring their way was lowered and V had to pull up before stopping again. There was a heavily armed soldier in green who was holding an assault rifle in front of them. He shouted as he put one hand out, "Remain in your vehicle. The security check will begin shortly!" An automated turret popped out of the ground on each side as the lasers along the sides of the car started scanning.
"I've got a real bad feeling about this…" Jackie was even more anxious than before.
Meanwhile Vendetta closed his eyes, leaned back and said, "Skip." as his perception of time was slowed down dramatically, making the conversation between the two of them somewhat incomprehensible. In a moment, V got out, Jackie got in the driver's seat, and then V got in the back behind him. Saying something in what sounded like gibberish as the car started zooming ahead. Hell, the sun was already setting when they drove out of the border crossing and into the outskirts of Night City.
Author's Note: It's so annoying when the skip button isn't available. Like with the Dexter Deshawn car ride… Or at least the talking portion. You can skip the ride part afterwards, but still, it's super annoying that you can't just skip the whole damn thing lol. Or just blow his fucking brains out the moment you meet. His bodyguard too. Fuck that guy. Like ReplyReport Reactions:AbusedCondom, Lurker Throwaway, boomerpyro and 279 othersDepravity DevilMay 16, 2025NewAdd bookmarkView discussionThreadmarks Chapter 3: Partners New View contentDepravity DevilJust your average Memetic DisasterMay 17, 2025NewAdd bookmark#102Chapter 3: Partners
"Smellin' trouble around the bend?" Jackie asked as time returned to normal.
"Drive Jackie, just drive." V looked at the city in the distance. The holographic billboards floating up into the clouds were advertising all kinds of random bullshit.
They passed under a sign telling them that they were heading towards Night City as Jackie spoke, "Someone's comin' our way. This does not look good."
"Finally." Vendetta opened his eyes and smiled, cracking his neck as the fancy corpo SUVs swerved and blocked their path.
"Stop your vehicle immediately!" A female voice shouted at them over loudspeakers.
"Shit! We gotta get outta here!" V shouted anxiously.
"On it!" Jackie turned the car and hit the gas! Driving off the road and into the grass, down a hill towards a bunch of white warehouses!
"You are transporting contraband that is corporate property." The corpo Agent shouted, "I repeat, stop the car!"
"Damn!" V pulled out her Unity pistol and leaned out the open window.
*Bang-bang-bang~!* Before she could fire a shot, Vendetta was already holding a revolver and hit the nearest car a few times. Jackie weaved through the asphalt roads between the warehouses as they were getting shot at from behind.
"Ow-ow-fuck!" Bullets whizzed past Vendetta, a few of them tearing off pieces of meat but not doing any serious damage.
His blood splashed all over the back of V's neck and she screamed, "You okay back there, Ven?!"
"Nova~! Hahahah~! Die you motherfuckers~!" He kept shooting the engine until it burst into flames and then exploded!
*Boom~!* The wrecked car flipped over and an SUV behind it casually plowed it out of the way!
*Batatatatata~!* Smg rounds landed on his chest and he lost even more blood! He coughed violently and threw up some bullets, but reloaded his gun and complained, "Why are they only shooting me?!"
"If you're hit, then get back in the car you crazy gonk!" V screamed as she fired a few accurate rounds, blasting the brains out of the driver of the SUV and causing it to crash into a wall.
"No way! Don't worry! I'll start healing once we get out of combat!" He unfortunately didn't have any healing items available yet and also didn't have the combat regen Perk. He kept firing his revolver over and over, riddling the next car with bullets, "At least I have this infinite ammo gun! Hahaha!"
"Fucking Cyberpsycho!" V shouted as she carefully aimed and placed a shot through the nose of another driver. There was no need to waste bullets, but at the same time, at least the lunatic was able to draw most of their fire and she managed to avoid getting flatlined. It was actually amazing she didn't get hit at all and neither did Jackie.
"Ven, look out!" Jackie shouted and had to pull the bastard into the car as they went through a small loading dock of a factory building that the SUVs couldn't fit through. V was smart enough to get in the vehicle on her own though.
"Mierda. Close call…" Jackie muttered as he drove under a bunch of big pipes, "We lost 'em! Hey-zeus, not sure my nerves can handle this…"
"Ven! Are you okay?!" V saw the blood spraying out of the side of the man's head, not to mention the big chunks of meat that were missing from his left shoulder! That was just what she could see from that angle.
"It's… It's okay. I just need to avoid getting shot for a few minutes and I'll be totally fine…" Vendetta felt a little, no, very woozy and he probably lost a few pints of blood, not to mention a couple organs and a lot of flesh.
"He-he's gonna be fine… He'll definitely be fine." Jackie was trying to comfort them but also trying to convince himself of the obvious lie. He'd seen a lot of death in the Valentino's. Almost died more than a few times. But it was always hard. And they weren't out of danger yet.
They drove a bit farther and exited the factory area, reaching a small group of buildings, "Place looks deserted… Gonna stop here. Maybe we can find some meds or something for your hermano."
He pulled into an abandoned garage with a conveniently open door. He slowed down but he still crashed into the metal shelf on the back wall. V was fine, but Ven smashed his bloody face against the dashboard and cursed, "Goddamn it Jackie! You're almost as bad as I am!"
"Pinches hijos de la chingado madre!" Jackie cursed as he got out of the car and quickly pulled down the garage door, "They almost tagged our asses!" V got out of the car as he shouted, "That what you call smugglin'?! Chingado! It was supposed to go smoothly! No problems!"
"If you think this is my fault, then at least have the balls to say so." V growled as she walked over to him behind the car while he was pacing around manically.
"I don't know yet, is it?!" Jackie retorted.
"Border security tipped off the corporation that we have their cargo." V explained as calmly as she could.
"What's the deal with these boarderlies flippin' us the finger as they fucking please?! With no consequences!" He shouted angrily.
"Took a risk." V grumbled, "He assumed we didn't have a clan backing us, and he was right."
"I don't know what you guys are so upset about. I'm the one that got shot like fifty times…" Vendetta vomited out some blood and bullets onto the wall, then coughed a few times as his flesh weaved back together rapidly, stunning the two of them. He groaned and hobbled over, leaning on the trunk of the car as he asked, "So when are you gonna pay us?"
"Uh… Well, I wasn't." Jackie leaned against the garage door and smiled wryly, "I was originally gonna bust ass and disappear as soon as we crossed the border, but… You two are alright."
"I appreciate the honesty." V's left eye twitched as she looked between the two men, especially when she saw the state of her damn car, "I just hope you aren't thinking of giving us anything less than seventy percent. Even then, I'm gonna need a lot more than that to fix my baby up again."
"I only got shot like fifty times. An easy job like this should at least get me a thousand eddies though, right?" As he said that, they watched the flesh on his shoulder completely recover. Even the clothes he was wearing were rapidly repaired until he looked like he did when he got in the car earlier.
"I've seen a lot of crazy things in Night City, but this is still a first for me." Jackie shook his head and sighed, "I'd love to pay you both way more than a thousand Eddies, but I'm a little light at the moment… I'll have somethin' for you once I collect my scrap for this corpo crap we're carrying."
"Jackie, I'm broke and my car is absolutely fucked. I sincerely hope my cut is more than just a thousand eddies." She looked at Vendetta, "What are you doing?"
"I wanna see what's inside the box. Anyone wanna take bets?" He opened the trunk and V pushed him out of the way.
"I'm afraid you'll make it self-destruct somehow." She tapped on the screen and cursed, "Ah, shit, Arasaka? We're robbing some heavy hitters."
"Then maybe we'll make some heavy money?" Jackie smiled and pulled open the lid with a frosty hiss, "No Mames! A real iguana! A, uh, lesser antillean, I think?"
V leaned closer and poked the chilled iguana a few times, "You think you can make some money on it?"
"Sure! Think it'll make us happy." Jackie put his hands on his hips and smiled.
"Us?" V looked over at Vendetta, who was standing next to her with his arms crossed, wearing her spare leather jacket.
"Yeah, partner! We'll go…" He looked towards the other guy and said, "What about a three-way?"
"I'm always up for a three-way!" Was Vendetta's response, causing the two of them to laugh.
"A three-way it is!" V elbowed the gonk in the side and smiled, "As long as you can sell it, Jackie."
"Any decent fixer'll find a loaded gonk interested in a rare gem like this." He looked over at the lizard, "It's kind of a shame though. I always wanted a pet. Got the name Manny all thought out."
"That's such a dumb name." Said the guy who picked Vendetta as his new name.
"I think it's fine, but maybe you'd be better off just buying a robotic iguana or a cyber pet." V suggested.
"Ah, I guess that's true. Hell of a lot cheaper for sure." Jackie sighed and then asked the two of them, "So you two got any plans for what you'll be doin' in Night City?"
"I don't have any plans." V spoke first, before Vendetta could say anything too insane, "Spent the last years traveling' between states with my Nomad family."
"Ah, probably be waiting for you somewhere, eh?" Jackie spread his hands and then put them back on his hips.
"No." V shook her head, "We decided to go our separate ways." Then she looked over at her unexpected brother, "No clue what this guy's been up to though."
"Was playing Cyberpunk, living a boring normal life, died inexplicably… Respawned in game world. You know. Typical Isekai story bullshit. But I ain't complainin'." Vendetta said some absolutely insane shit and the two of them just chuckled in response.
"Well at least you two still have each other. That's better than nothin'." Jackie smiled, "But don't you worry. Let me help you find some digs. You gotta live somewhere. S' important to have people you can turn to. Y'know, like, uh, family. Maybe you'll find a new one in Night City?"
"Thanks Jackie." She looked over at Vendetta and smirked, "And thank you too, for saving my ass twice now."
"What can I say~ except~ you're welcome~!" He randomly started singing, "Never mind. You guys are way too young to remember Moana."
"Haha~! We got chemistry, we three. Be a cryin' shame to waste it. Partners." Jackie reached out his hand to V.
"Hey!" She was startled when the iguana suddenly crawled over across one leg and onto the other, glaring at Jackie like the giant man was food.
"Aww~! Cuddly little fucker." Jackie smiled in response.
"Okay partner, time to grab the lizard and scurry outta here!" V took Jackie's hand and smiled as the iguana hissed…
Vendetta watched them for a minute or so before he asked, "Wait, where's the cutscene montage thing?"
Author's Note: I saw Phantom Liberty on sale so I bought it. I mean, fuck it, Cyberpunk 2077 is pretty awesome. It's worth it for more content. Plus it raises the level cap to 60 supposedly.
Anyway, this is basically the end of the Nomad Intro Backstory thing. After this in the game you would just get a quick time lapse montage of V and Jackie doing shit together. But realistically that must've been months at least, if we're being realistic. In the game you can do like 10 Gigs a day, buy an apartment, get full body surgery, change your mind and get all those implants switched around a moment later, go to war with the cops over some jaywalker, evade maxtac, teleport around the map solving crimes for the lazy ass NCPD for several hours and change your facial features a few times all within 24 hours lmao.
Realistically though, Edgerunners and Mercs basically do Gigs every so often. Probably not even once a day. Each job is extremely dangerous and likely to get you killed. The amount of time, effort and prep that usually goes into a single job is probably a lot more than whatever the fuck my lazy ass does.
Prep? I just get a baseball bat, run into a den of heavily armed borgs and smash them to pieces while they riddle me with bullets! Hacking my eyes and making me blind?! Surprise motherfucker! I'm used to having shitty vision anyway!
How does a wooden baseball bat do five times the damage of a LMG bullet? Nobody knows! But it just works!
How the fuck can I slam a crowbar against the ground and cause the ground to explode, turning all the heavily armored borgs around me to scrap and gore? Nobody knows! But it just works!
So anyway, now that the intro is finished, things aren't gonna be so scripted or at least, they won't be unless it's something that has dialogue that I gotta look up from whatever quest it is… Like some of the random side-jobs and gigs have really good stories. Like I don't even need to make up that much bullshit. The game itself had plenty of crazy bullshit to talk about.
One quest I really liked was the one about the father-son duo that edited child rape/murder BDs. I actually let them both live, because thinking about it from a more realistic point of view, they aren't the ones doing the killing. Although they're still incentivizing the fucked up shit to happen by being part of the system, they aren't even the ones in charge. Like the old bastard said, if they didn't do it, someone else would. So by keeping them alive, V would theoretically have a way to hunt down the psychos that are actually out there murdering and raping children…. Of course, I don't think the game devs actually made a follow-up quest like that. So it's just my own imagination based on what I would've done if I had more freedom and choice in how to do shit. I feel like Regina Jones would definitely send you some follow-up Gigs in a more fleshed out reality. A lot of her missions are similar to that anyway. Like, finding evidence for crimes, dealing with scumbags like Jotaro and then someone working with Jotaro…
Okay, I'm gonna stop before I end up spoiling some future plot I might write in this particular story. Though feel free to give ideas of your own on which Gigs, Side-Jobs and other shit the MC should do… Because there's a fuckton of them and I haven't even come close to doing them all. I haven't even finished Watson yet.
The Cyberpsycho ones are pretty fun too.
Author's Note: Also just posted a new chapter of Actually Invincible if anyone's interested. Like ReplyReport Reactions:AbusedCondom, JetTheKnight, Lurker Throwaway and 242 othersDepravity DevilMay 17, 2025NewAdd bookmarkView discussionThreadmarks Chapter 4: Builds New View contentDepravity DevilJust your average Memetic DisasterSunday at 10:13 AMNewAdd bookmark#159Chapter 4: Builds
"Hey V, do you think I should focus on going Body first or Agility? No wait, I mean, Reflex? I think it's Reflexes." Vendetta asked his sister as she drove through the city slowly in the dying car.
*Snore~!* Jackie was snoring loudly in the backseat.
"Venny, I got no fuckin' clue what you're talkin' about." She responded calmly and then smashed her palm on the horn, "Move you piece of shit! Go! Go! Goddamn dumbfuck gonks!"
"Fuck you! Bitch!" The black girl in the fancy sports car flipped her off as she made a leisurely left turn into a fancy shopping center parking lot.
Jackie twitched a bit, but didn't wake up even over all the noise. He was clearly used to the serene sounds of Night City.
*Bang-bang-bang~!* Gunshots rang out a few blocks away, down a street that they were passing.
"Go that way! There's an active crime scene!" Vendetta shouted excitedly as he pulled out his iron!
"That's exactly why we are definitely not going that way." V swerved to avoid a dead hobo in the road and then swerved again to avoid a burning dumpster, but there was only so much swerving you could do before you ran into something you couldn't avoid.
"Get out the fuckin' car! Now!" A Valentino dude with cybernetic arms and tattoos all over his chest was holding a double-barrel shotgun as he approached the car from one side.
"You wanna fuckin' die, Chica?" Another Valentino, a beautiful hispanic girl with golden eyes and a similar golden bandana on her head was holding a D5 Copperhead assault rifle as she approached V from the other side.
*Boom-boom!* Both V and Ven blew their brains out at the same time. No need for words when someone points a gun to your head. It's kill or be killed.
"Sweet!" Vendetta grabbed the double-barreled shotgun with a happy smile, making the pistol disappear like it was a magic trick. Then he opened the door as pedestrians were screaming around them. One unlucky girl ran out into the street and was hit by a bus, splattering her blood and chrome across the road. While a few cars crashed into each other trying to get away from the chaos, which turned into a seven car pile-up…
"Get back inside! What the fuck are you doing?!" V shouted anxiously and Jackie finally woke up.
"¿Qué carajo pasó?" He blinked his eyes a few times and looked around at the chaotic situation outside.
"Gangsters tried to steal our car so we flatlined 'em, but people panicked and this is the result." V looked over and watched as the Cyberpsycho started ripping the Valentino dude apart on the sidewalk! He removed optics, a brain implant, those arms, some random assorted internal organs, then everything seemed to disappear into thin air.
"You guys can go on ahead, I'll meet you at-" Vendetta wanted to harvest more loot, but unfortunately this wasn't exactly a nonsensical game-world. Sirens were blaring and emergency vehicles rushed over. Trauma Team arrived before NCPD could even get there! And they shot and killed anyone who got in their way!
"Go! Go! We gotta get outta here!" Jackie shouted anxiously, "Get in the car Choom!"
"Fine~!" Venny sighed dramatically as he casually got into the vehicle and slowly buckled his seatbelt. Meanwhile V hit the gas and swerved around some crashed vehicles, but then there were three cop cars up ahead! They started blocking off the road already!
"Turn left! Quick!" Jackie shouted, "Go through that alley!"
"Fuck!" V heard the paint getting ripped off the side of her already fucked up car and shouted, "Are they chasing us?!"
"Nah, chill V, we're good. We're all good." Jackie chuckled and leaned back in his seat, "Cops ain't gonna follow us. Not like you guys killed any of 'em, right?"
"I wonder if they drop loot in reality?" Vendetta took out a shotgun from thin air and then made it disappear, before taking out his pistol again and holstering it on his right hip. The two of them didn't seem to notice though. Jackie was looking out the open window at the dumpsters and garbage piled up along the street, while V was focusing on the road.
"They must've seen and recorded everything though. They have cameras everywhere. Won't they come after us later?" V frowned, still anxious about being hunted down by the cops on her first day in Night City.
"I'm tellin' ya, V. You're worrying way too much. The NCPD might care if you fucked with their corpo masters or firebombed a precinct, but they ain't gonna bother us just 'cause we killed some gangsters." Jackie was confident about that fact.
"We're all good. We don't have any wanted stars yet." Vendetta said some nonsense as usual, "If I shoot that guy, I can get them to chase us though-"
"Don't you fucking dare!" V grabbed his shirt and shook him violently a few times, before putting her hand back on the wheel, "It's bad enough we caused that accident. I can't have you murdering random pedestrians for no goddamn reason!"
"I mean, I wasn't really gonna do it…" Venny sighed and took the seatbelt off, "I don't know why I bother wearing this shit. Not like it's gonna keep me from flying out the windshield… If we even had one."
They didn't have one anymore. In fact, all the windows in the car were missing. They were all broken by bullets a few hours ago and they still hadn't been able to get the car to a shop yet. For that matter, they didn't have the eddies to get it fixed up anyway.
"Don't worry Choombas, once we sell the iguana, we'll have plenty ah eddies to fix up this baby." As he said that, the car slowed down and stopped in the dark back alley between a few megabuildings…
"Fuck! Fuck-fuck-fuck!" V pushed the start button a few times but nothing happened. It didn't even pretend to start. Not only that, but the engine was smoking.
"Looks like we gotta walk. Typical. I think I might go for Reflexes first, just so I don't have to worry about these shitty cars." Vendetta got out and started walking away.
"Hey! Where the hell are you going?!" V shouted as her Cyberpsycho was about to escape from her leash.
"Ah, don't worry. You guys deal with the iguana thing and I'll make some money to buy you a new car. Shouldn't take too long!" Vendetta started running and then jumped onto a dumpster, climbed up an air-conditioner, then jumped to another railing and climbed up onto a fire escape before jumping onto the roof of a smaller building and disappearing.
"Your little bro is really into that parkour shit, huh?" Jackie chuckled as he got out of the smoking vehicle.
"I'm more worried about how he plans to make money…" V scratched her messy, dirty black hair and groaned, "We better find him. I know he's crazy, but he's still.. Possibly my brother. And he saved both of our lives so…"
"I understand. I'm with you, Chica. Might wanna put out that fire first though." Jackie pointed to the engine that had burst into flames and then V grabbed a fire extinguisher from her trunk, next to the Iguana storage case.
***
"Ah, Watson. Home sweet home." Vendetta sat down on the edge of an insanely tall building and looked out at the chaotic city below. There were no limits in this world. Not really. Not like the game he played before. This was his world now. And he intended to make the most of his new life.
He opened up an interface in his vision as his eyes glowed blue instead of the usual red. He looked through the menu that was just like a video game. Body was first, he already had 6 Attributes there. It had to do with physical strength and endurance. But there wasn't a noticeable difference in what Body actually did unless you had to open a door, steal a car or had some dialogue options. The main thing was the Perks. By reaching certain Attribute milestones, it was possible to invest in various Perk Trees, such as LMG/Shotgun buffs on the left side, Health/Adrenaline in the middle and Blunt Weapons on the right.
"Will I really be able to use magical hulk smash abilities in reality though? Or is that just game-mechanic bullshittery?" He muttered to himself, but shook his head as he pulled out a double-barreled shotgun. The weapon disappeared just as instantaneously. Not only that, but when he went into his Inventory, time literally stopped around him. It was insanely overpowered and kind of terrifying.
Maybe his mind was just moving so fast it seemed like time stopped? Either way, from his perspective, time stopped and that's all that really matters.
"With Reflexes, I can do Air Dashes and shit, but that's only when I get to fifteen points." He frowned, "Definitely need to do Tech too. I love revolvers, pistols and knives, but I don't really do sneaky shit… Netrunning is OP, maybe too OP, at least in the game. In reality? Uh, I don't really know."
He wanted to do it all, but even if the level cap didn't exist, he would still need to focus on something first before the others. Did he want to be a hyperactive air-dashing ninja or a beefy, unkillable monster?
He already had six points in Body, Reflexes and Technical Ability, while Cool and Intelligence were sitting at three points each. In other words, he couldn't even access the most basic perks of Intelligence and Cool. While he was only three points or Levels from unlocking the second tier of Perks in the Body, Reflex and Tech trees.
Eventually Vendetta shrugged, "Well, maybe I should just start murdering people with different weapons and see which one feels the most enjoyable in reality?" Like ReplyReport Reactions:LandWhale172, AbusedCondom, JetTheKnight and 269 othersDepravity DevilSunday at 10:13 AMNewAdd bookmarkView discussionThreadmarks Chapter 5: Ripperdoc New View contentDepravity DevilJust your average Memetic DisasterToday at 4:27 AMNewAdd bookmark#217Chapter 5: Ripperdoc
"Hey-zeus christo!" Even a hardened Heywood boy like Jaquito grimaced as he made his way through the deserted market.
"Aaaah-aaaah~! Nnnm~!" A girl's moaning was blasted from speakers as a commercial played on the big screen of a junk shop. The former owner, some random bald dude, was staring blankly at the sky. His blood long since gone cold. His throat had a big chunk missing from a stray bullet. His left arm and several organs were missing.
A young and beautiful police woman was laying nearby, or at least the upper half of her body was there. Some intestines stretched across from where she desperately dragged her body to escape, but in the end, it didn't save her from the inevitable. The lower half of her body was nowhere to be seen, only a carbonized boot laying on a busted street stall.
Three tattooed heads, a man and two women, were displayed like prizes next to some teddy bears and vibrators. Their naked bodies were covered in bullet holes and impaled on the railing nearby. A police bike was hanging from a lamp post and a patrol car dangling from an overpass. An office lady was crushed under a big chunk of concrete that fell from above.
"Oh hey! You guys are finally here!" And sitting at a random food stall was Vendetta. Part of his face was burnt and there was a bullet hole in his forehead. A big chunk of his left leg was just missing, but it was healing rapidly and visibly.
"What the fuck did you do, you crazy gonk?!" V rushed over and looked at him up close. Plucking the bullet out of his forehead so that the wound would heal faster, "Shit, did you kill all these people?!"
"I mean, not all the people." He slurped up some noodles and pointed at a group of chrome junkies that were missing big chunks of their bodies, "Maelstrom assholes were trying to kidnap people to experiment on or something. I don't remember what they said to be honest. I just pulled out a baseball bat and started swinging. Then I got stabbed by a katana by some Tiger Claw cunt, so I stole her sword and cut her head off. Her friends weren't happy. So I killed them too. Cops got called 'cause some random pedestrians got killed in the crossfire."
"And what, the cops just crashed off the bridge randomly?" V rolled her pretty red optics.
"We can't stay here, chooms! Big scene like this, they might send in Maxtac on our asses!" Jackie was already tired from the day and night's festivities thus far, then hunting down Vendetta took even longer. If they stayed out for a few more hours, the sun would be rising. And he's been lugging around the damn iguana box this whole time!
"Nah. I don't got any stars. We're good." Vendetta wasn't worried, slurping up the rest of his noodles, he tossed the trash aside and got up, "I'm gonna finish looting-"
*Weeeeooooouuuoooiuuuuoouuu~!* A siren went off and a Trauma Team air transport descended rapidly from the sky, flanked by multiple drones with HMGs scanning the landing zone…
"We gotta go!" Vendetta got up and started running, while the two of them were a second slower, chasing him into a random storefront.
"Keep moving!" Jackie shouted as she rushed forward and kicked a locked door down.
"Aaaah! Please don't kill me!" A purple-skinned woman screamed desperately as the three of them ignored her and headed for the back door. V opened it and suddenly rolled out into an alley as a huge dude with a sledge hammer missed her head by a few inches.
"Fuck you going Joytoy?!" The huge Animal gangster was roided out and barely had any chrome, so it was no surprise that a bullet to the side of his head was able to drop his ass pretty easily. V aimed her pistol at the next gonk, but froze when she saw a little boy with his hands in the air. The kid looked terrified! Then a baseball bat smashed into his head and suddenly the kid transformed into a 6'2" muscle-mommy with gorilla arms!
"Fuck! Someone's hacked my optics!" V shouted anxiously as she fired three shots through the bitch's chest!
"Ah, yeah, there's a Netrunner around here somewhere." Vendetta smiled as he pulled out a grenade from thin air and lobbed it behind a dumpster!
*Boom!* The dumpster flipped up in the air and pieces of shrapnel flew hundreds of meters away! Big chunks of the wall nearby were torn apart. Not to mention how badly the poor bastard hiding back there was shredded! Blood, gore and chrome sprayed across the alley and the two of them that weren't Gamers had their ears ringing.
"Ah, shit! Cops are coming!" Vendetta shouted, though his partners couldn't hear anything.
"What?!"
"Que?!"
The two of them shouted as gunshots rang out from down the alleyway, "Freeze, dirtbags!" A big black cop shouted as he shot at them from behind his opened car door.
"You've got the right to die, bitches!" Shouted his crazy drugged up partner who was shooting at them with an assault rifle and missing every shot.
"We gotta go!" Jackie charged towards the backdoor of a restaurant across the alley, "Ah! Shit!" He got hit in the shoulder and thigh, but it didn't stop him from smashing down the door!
*Boom! Boom!* Two shotgun blasts from the double-barrel that Vendetta pulled out bombarded the cops with metal balls that tore through their necks, faces and arms! The gun disappeared and another shotgun appeared, *Boom~!* He fired a round, pumped the pink gun, then fired another and another, until he ran out of bullets and the cops were in pieces.
"Damn it Venny! Let's go!" V shouted and grabbed him before he could rush over to go loot the corpses!
"Hey! My eddies!" He complained as more cops swarmed into the alley!
"Hurry up! This way!" Jackie shouted from inside the restaurant as the other two rushed inside after him. He led them down into the basement and groaned in pain, "Damn, we gotta get to a Ripperdoc… I know a guy, but he's a bit too far from here."
"Do you really need a Ripperdoc?" Vendetta looked at the several gunshot wounds on the beefy man and then looked at the bleeding holes in his own body that were rapidly healing once the bullets were pushed out, "Here, take my Maxdoc."
"Maxdoc? Shit, Homes, where'd you klep that?" Without a second thought, the dude shook the inhaler and took a puff, "That's the good shit…" His eyes regained focus as the shouting upstairs got louder. He handed the inhaler back and breathed calmly, "Should keep me goin' for a while at least. Long enough to find a Ripperdoc and get patched up for real."
"Huh. So it doesn't instantly heal NPCs? I guess that'd be kinda OP." Vendetta put the inhaler away and watched V prying the metal grate off the wall. Revealing a small tunnel that was big enough that Jackie could barely squeeze through, while V and Vendetta were able to fit through pretty easily. He made sure to put the grate back on before crawling after the two of them. The passage took them through several other basements nearby, which he obviously robbed of any slightly valuable looking trash or items that he could find. Mostly small things, including jewelry and family heirlooms.
Eventually they made it back out into the streets, but nobody was chasing them anymore. It was actually kind of amazing that with all the technology and manpower the NCPD had available, they couldn't track down a cop killer. Then again, with how chaotic Night City usually was, they probably ran into five other groups of gangsters that also killed a few cops and thus, had to give up hunting the Double-Vs down.
"Shit. Another bunch uh Chrome jumkies knockin' at my door." The big beefy, 'all natural' dude put his hands on his hips as he watched the trio enter his clinic.
"You're a Ripperdoc, right?" V asked as she walked up to the clean-shaven guy with short black hair, in a black vest, "My friend needs surgery. Can you help him?"
"Let me see." The man raised an eyebrow and walked over from behind his counter, checking the many wounds on Jackie's muscular body, "Huh, you're actually not as chromed up as I expected. I'll try to keep it that way."
"Heh-heh~! Thanks Doc!" Jackie smirked, "What's your name anyway? I'm Jackie Welles."
"Robert Rainwater." Robert shook Jackie's hand and then pulled him over to the surgery chair, "I feel like we met somewhere before."
"I've been around the market, just never came to your clinic before. I usually only let Vik work on me." Jackie sat down and the man already started removing bits and pieces of metal from his body after a few general anesthetics. He worked fast considering his body was 100% natural and not enhanced by cyberware at all.
Soon enough, Jackie was as good as new and Vendetta asked, "Can I sell some stuff?"
"Does this look like a fucking pawn shop?" Robert answered, but then saw the short chrome junkie pull out a pair of metal arms from thin air, "Did you guys see that shit?"
"We see it. Don't get it, but we definitely see it." V shrugged, looking over at her Partner.
"There's gotta be some trick to it, right?" Jackie stared at the cyberware that the crazy bastard was continuing to pull from… Somewhere.
"You got a Sandy?" Was Robert's rational explanation. He looked through the eyeballs, arms, organs and other random bits and pieces that the bastard placed on the counter.
"I wish. Do you have one that I can use?" Vendetta pushed the cyberware forward and smiled as nearly twenty thousand Eddies suddenly appeared in his bank account.
"Holy shit!" V also saw the same exact number, because apparently they had the same exact bank account?
"Even if I did, I wouldn't recommend getting one." Robert crossed his arms and frowned, "I'm a firm believer in the power of the natural body. Seen so many gonks come through here and beg to get Sandys, only to crash out and flatline within a few weeks. They think they're powerful, but really? They're just another statistic. If you wanna get stronger and faster, you should go to the gym and exercise your body the old fashioned way."
Vendetta nodded, "So anyway, I definitely need some Fortified Ankles… Never mind, I'll take the Reinforced Tendons. Charge Jump is fun, but the double jump is OP."
"You guys sure this gonk ain't a Cyberpsycho?" Robert asked that, but he still performed the surgery anyway. 10k Eddies is 10k Eddies.
Author's Note: Idk how I've seen so many fucking Cyberpunk stories and nobody ever mentioned Robert Rainwater, the Ripperdoc that hates cyberware? lol Like ReplyReport Reactions:LandWhale172, inconspicuous, Teserakt64 and 155 othersDepravity DevilToday at 4:27 AMNewAdd bookmarkView discussionJump to newThreadmarksView contentBoldItalicMore options…Insert linkInsert imageSmiliesInsertAdvanced bb-codesUndoMore options…PreviewUnderlineStrike-throughText colorFont sizeFont familyParagraph format
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