(Genryujin's POV)
"You know why I'm here, Mayuri..." I said to the 12th Division Captain as he stood in front of a monitor
I was in one of their buildings, had made my way past his people that were a bit nervous to see me all of the sudden.
"Eugh...." He groaned as he rolled his eyes, "Yes yes....your stupid Gigai...."
I raised an eyebrow, "Excuse me?"
"That stupid Urahara!" He exclaimed as he waved his arms around frantically, "The fool developed a defense system that was built into that Gigai....it prevented me from dissecting it and experiment on it, such a stupid thing! There was one way to undo it but I doubt you were going to allow me to do so."
"I don't think I wanna know..." I said, "As long as it's untampered...."
"I knew you were going to say that, which is why I devised a plan to convince you!" He said with a wicked smirk, "For the sake of continuing my research and figuring out a way to outdo that bastard, I am willing to strike a deal with you. Come with me."
He walked past me, but not before patting my shoulder.
I frowned, "What now, Mayuri?" I said as I turned around and followed him, "Don't give me a stupid test or something....."
"Oh no, this is something better than a test!" he said with a smile, "Although, this is a secret, so don't tell anyone. Keep following me."
"Okay...." I said as I followed
Several minutes later, we were inside a dark room where a large tube containing a clear liquid was in the middle. Inside, my Gigai was floating, a perfect copy of my likeness, save for the massive markings all over it.
I looked around, noticing Mayuri's Vice Captain Nemu was silently standing in the corner of the room, holding a large jug with a strange purple liquid.
I raised an eyebrow, "What's up with her?" I asked Mayuri who walked to a table that was next to the pod, "Hello, Nemu."
Nemu slightly bowed, "My Lord." She said, "It is good to see you, Genryujin-sama."
"Yes yes, greet each other." I heard Mayuri say as I saw that he was opening a small case that was on the table, "Let me explain what I want you to do, Genryujin. I want you to help me unlock this Gigai's secrets. See, this was specially made by Urahara for you, but it used a power completely unbeknownst to me. A strange combination of reiatsu formulas and kido seals. I wish to unlock it and delve deeper into it."
I looked at him, "What do you want from me?" I asked, "Give it back, I got business to attend."
"Tsk tsk..." He said as he pulled out a large syringe with a massive needle, "No sir, I won't do that for free."
I frowned, "Then what?" I asked
"I figured a way to loosen those locks....the ones on your Gigai." He said, "You see....your reiatsu and your blood were used.....so taking that into account, I will need that."
"Absolutely not." I said, "I don't know what bullshit you'll do with it."
"Relax." He said as he gestured Nemu over, "Nemu! Come, dear."
"Yes." Nemu said as she walked over, "Here, Lord Genryujin."
She handed me the jug.
"What's this?" I asked
"An aphrodisiac." Mayuri said as he immediately stabbed Nemu's neck with the needle and injected whatever liquid was in it, "And a little bit of my special concoctions....scratch that, a lot of my concoctions. See, I could explain what I did, but I won't. All you gotta know is that you have to drink that. It'll assimilate into your body and will mix with the aphrodisiac..." '
Nemu closed her eyes as she let out a slight groan, "Oh...."
"What?" I said
"Drink it." He said, "I gave Nemu the base to mix the...extract from your body.....once it is fully mixed, I'll extract it from her body and use it as key to unlock your Gigai..."
"Again, what?" I said
"For crying out loud, Genryujin." He scowled, "Drink the liquid, it'll infuse into your body with no risks other than skyrocketing your libido to the Soul Palace, and fuck Nemu! Once you ejaculate into her enough times, the extract that replaces your semen will mix with the base inside her. Which will allow me to take it out of her body and use it to make a fucking key to unlock the Gigai! I gotta spell everything out for you?!"
"Mayuri, what the fuck?" I said, "You want me to have sex with your...Your Daughter?????"
"Hm." He said, "Is that a problem?"
"You created her with your own organic material, did you not" I said, "Wouldn't that make it so that I'm....you know.....doing you?"
Mayuri facepalmed, "For a legendary Shinigami, you're a fucking dolt." He said as he held Nemu by her shoulders from behind, "This woman here is her own sentient creation. She's not a clone, she's a living being! Her own self. Yes, she has my name and all, but it doesn't matter to me! I wish to do this for the sake of my own scientific process. Now do it, you fool. I know you've wanted to have a piece of her for a while."
I frowned, "How low do you think of me?"
"Pretty fucking low." He said with a smirk, "I think of you as a buffoon that is controlled by his lust.
I rubbed my temples as I felt nothing but irritation, "Fucking shit, Mayuri..." I said as I looked at him, "All I want is my fucking Gigai, not to fuck your Vice-Captain. Quit fucking around."
"I will, when you two start fucking....around..." He cackled as he walked past me, "Nemu, force-feed him the concoction if you need to. I'm sealing the room. You want the gigai, this is the way to get it. I know how badly you want to visit.....the girl..."
I scowled, "You son of a....." I said before sighing, "Fuck you, man. I'll remember this."
"Oh you will..." He said as I watched him exit through the door and give me a smile, "I know Nemu will pleasure you..."
The doors then began to close before he stopped them with his hands.
"Oh and uhm, just to clarify..." He said with a serious look, "I'm not saying that from experience.....she is still my daughter....so that's.....that's....well you know....it's wrong."
I nodded, "I got that." I said as he took a step back and the doors fully closed, "Damn...."
"Lord Genryujin...." I heard Nemu's soft voice
I turned around and saw that she still had her arms extended, the jug in her hands.
I sighed, "Okay..." I said, "Sorry for this, Nemu. I don't know what's in your Captain's mind today."
"It is okay." She said as I took the jug, "The truth is, I asked for this."
I raised an eyebrow, "What?" I asked, "You serious?"
She nodded, "Yes." She said, "It is an honor to have my body pleasured by the Sword God."
"It is a dream come true."