"I'm sorry, I should not have yelled at either of you. I was stressed but taking it out on you was wrong."
Hermione blushed and muttered her forgiveness, while Ginny just rolled her eyes, "Oh please, I think that was the first time you ever have been upset with any of us. We all have bad days Harry, and you have been long overdo to have a bit of a freak out."
The Ravenclaw, in the meantime, began hopping in place, raising her hand like she had just figured out the answer to a question in class.
"Yes Luna?"
"Does this mean makeup sex?"
The girls just groaned in unison, while the boy smiled at her question.
"Luna, we didn't really have an argument to begin with…" Hedwig noted, earning a pout from the blonde.
"Fine… then angry sex?"
"Anyways…" The bookworm interrupted, forcing them back on track. "We didn't want to upset you Harry, so I guess what we all want to know is whether you want us to stop our 'encouragement' or not."
Giving a sigh the boy-who-lived closed his eyes to think it over. Luckily, or unluckily depending upon who looked at it, the Lovegood heiress decided to answer for him. "We won't need to anymore Hermione, clearly our Lord is ready to get back on the Thestral and start shagging everyone again."
"I…" Harry tried, but was interrupted again.
"Well the sign up sheet has gotten rather long…" Hermione noted.
"Wait…"
Ginny nodded, "And Merlin knows all of Slytherin is getting beyond sick of listening to Pansy complain about not getting any action."
"What about…"
"Tonks has also been rather worried," Hedwig finished, while Harry continued to be interrupted, her gaze softening as she looked her lover in the eyes. "Not just about having sex with you but just about you in general. Same with your godfathers. We all just want you to be happy Harry, and if that means pushing the self-proclaimed 'Slytherin Princess' face first into the floor while you shag her in front of Draco Malfoy… well then we will all simply have to make sacrifices."
Luna's eyes promptly lit up in excitement, "Ooo that sounds fun! I call the first threesome!"
"LUNA!"
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Several days later and the boy-who-lived found himself confronted by his closest female companions, this time in what appeared to be some sort of 'intervention'.
"Would you care to repeat that please?"
"It is very simple my Lord," Luna happily repeated, while sitting at a circular table that had somehow found its way into his room… along with Hermione, Ginny, and Hedwig. "We didn't get enough time with you over the summer or this year so far, and we know how stressful this has made you. To help you we made an agreement to take turns sleeping with you, along with the occasional threesome."
"I see… and I suppose this is one of those few instances in which I do not have a say in the matter?"
"Correct" Hedwig replied with a knowing nod.
"We all talked about it." Ginny added.
"And this was the best possible solution we could come up with." Hermione followed.
"Well… that they could come up with. My idea was just an orgy every night, but they vetoed me…" the blonde finished with a pout.
Harry blinked a few times, processing the information before giving up and shrugging. "I assume that since Hermione is involved there is a schedule?"
The four girls nodded, before pointing to the calendar on the wall nearby.
"You do realize that giving me a 'sex schedule' that does not include certain individuals is going to create some enemies… correct? Also, I am curious as to why Wednesdays are marked as 'Slytherin'."
"That is due to the amount of 'requests' we received from your House from Pansy, Daphne, Tracey, etc. We just decided on making that day for them and let them fight over you."
Harry fought off the headache that threatened to form at the thought of that conversation. "Lovely… and the weekends?"
"Catch up time and the list we mentioned earlier, obviously some aren't able to meet with you during the day, such as Sinistra or Tonks, and we wanted to give them time as well." The youngest Weasley explained.
"And this list you keep speaking of?"
Luna giggled while her freckled best friend answered, "Hermione's fault, she kept getting asked to pass on notes to you that she just made a sign up sheet so people would stop bothering her during library time… and well…"
"It's a long list my Lord."
The remaining Potter merely sighed. Still, if this helped the situation, and his mood, improve then he was willing to give it a try. However, the idea of letting a group of teenage girls dictate his sex life did send a shiver of uncertainty down his spine.
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