"There have been several injuries." said Kirksus in all his glory and might. John nodded, knowing the weight of the situation and how Jesus would not like it.
"We need to heal these wounds" Said The Dead Docta Dre. "OMG YOU'RE ALIVE!" Said Sinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. "Indeed. I was locked in Eminem's basement." Docta Dre said.
"How'd you escape?" Kirk asked.
Drayy smirked. "One could say I'm a slim shady."
Mista Seen smiled and said, "YAY WE CAN REPLACE OUR DEAR OL' FRIEND MATTY!"
"And so quickly too." Kirk added.
Dr Dre did not have any feelings on the matter. He simply took Kirk aside. "Do you still have the mathe?"
Kirk, frightened, quickly defended himself. "I don't make that stuff, you've got the wrong teacher."
Dre clarified. "The necklace I gave you, brotha."
John noticed how nervous Kirk was. Albeit a misunderstanding, John couldn't help but think Kirk was indulging in illegal substances which was against the command of the lord. A true sin, a sin bigger than Sr Sin.
Dr. Sin, who was reading "The Visible Witch", appreciated that pun.
Suddenly, from the sky, Plot Device Man descended to give them instructions. "THE WORLD IS ENDING! SAVE THE WORLD OR SOMETHING I DON'T CARE!" he commanded.
"UNDERSTOOD!" They all shouted simultaneously. Jake Vietnam smiled as he watched from the heavens.