"Sain Dungeon Annual Handsomest Monster Contest?"
"Of course, Artorias is a given."
"The Fran Undead Team totally deserves it too."
"The Biomimetic Tear Drop of the Full Moon Queen is also an option."
"The Molten Furnace Knight winning is completely acceptable."
"What the hell is a Curse Frog!?"
Looking at the Bed Weekly, which announced the Curse Frog as the top-voted Handsomest Monster of the Sain Dungeon, Dal couldn't help but burst into curses.
This unusual behavior even made the nearby Fran Guards in training cast puzzled glances his way.
"Ahem, ahem."
He used a cough to cover up his embarrassment, crumpled the Bed Weekly, and threw it into the trash, swearing he'd never buy such a trashy tabloid again.
The weather was perfect at that moment, with a clear blue sky, and looking up, he could see the sun hanging in the sky.