Chapter 55: FANG YUAN HAS TEN EXTREME PHYSIQUE???!!!!
TIE RUO NAN'S BIG BRAIN TIME
Tie Ruo Nan was COOKING harder than a conspiracy theorist with a Reddit thread.
Observation: Fang Yuan didn't MALD when he got C-grade aptitude.
"BRO'S TOO CHILL FOR SOMEONE WHO JUST GOT CLOWNED."
Conclusion: "WAIT I MAY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, LORE DROP FIRST THOUGH!"
LORE DROP TIME: REN ZU'S BACKSTORY
Back in the OG days when the Gu world was fresher than a new Fortnite season, there was Ren Zu - the first human ever (basically Adam if he was built like a Twitch mod).
His Struggle Arc:
No Gu worms 💀
No cultivation 💀💀
Just vibing in suffering like a solo queue League player (0/10/0 KDA)
But then... HE HAD KIDS (10 of them, because apparently suffering wasn't enough).
THE 10 SIGMA CHILDREN: (EACH BUILT DIFFERENT)
Verdant Great Sun ☀️ - Literally too bright for this world
Desolate Ancient Moon 🌙 - Emo phase personified
Etc. (The other 8 were also OP but got less screen time)
HEAVEN'S REACTION: "LOL NOPE" 👎
Cursed them all with short lifespans (like when devs nerf your main in a patch)
One by one, they died tragic deaths (F in chat)
REN ZU'S FINAL COPE MOVE:
Collected all his dead kids' corpses (💀)
Yeeted himself into the Derivation Gu (the ultimate "fuse everyone" button)
BOOM 💥 - The explosion created modern humans (aka weaker knockoff versions)
THE MORAL?
Talent = suffering
Heaven hates winners
Your lineage is just leftover scraps from this disaster
TIE RUO NAN'S COOKING SESSION
She's putting together clues like a TikTok conspiracy theorist:
"Fang Yuan didn't mald at C-grade? SUS."
"He's too calm... unless... HE'S A TEN EXTREME PHYSIQUE?!" (🚨 WRONG but slay queen)
GU YUE BO'S REACTION: (Hearing "Ancient Moon Desolate Yin")
Before: "Fang Yuan? Mid."
After: "MY GOAT 🐐 PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS!" (Clout chaser behavior)
😈 FANG ZHENG'S VILLAIN ARC (DIRECTED BY M. NIGHT SHAMALYAN)
Discovery: "My A-grade is WISH.COM compared to Ten Extreme Physique?!"
Mental Breakdown: "I've been the NPC in HIS sigma grindset story?!"
Villain Mode Activated: "If I can't outshine him... I'LL OUT-EVIL HIM."
TWITCH CHAT VIBES:
💀 "REN ZU'S FAMILY TREE IS JUST A LIST OF L'S"
🐍 "FANG YUAN OUT HERE FAKE FLEXING LIKE A TIER 3 SUBS STREAMER"
🍝 "FANG ZHENG'S SALT COULD SEASON ALL OF ITALY"
GU YUE BO'S 180° TURN
Before: "Fang Yuan? Mid. Sacrifice him if needed."
After hearing "Ten Extreme Physique": "MY GOAT! PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS!"
Secret Clan Prophecy:
First Gen's Last Words: "Ancient Moon Desolate Yin will make the world TREMBLE."
Gu Yue Bo: "Fang Yuan is HIM. The prophecy is REAL."
TIE XUE LENG'S DISAPPEARANCE (IT'S GIVING "SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG")
Where'd he go? "Probably sniffing out Fang Yuan like a bloodhound."
Tie Ruo Nan: "Father?! HE LEFT ME TO SOLO THIS?!"
Meanwhile, Tie Xue Leng: "I smell plot armor nearby."