Originally, Sora wanted to wait for Sabatini and the others to return and report the news, then send someone to find him for revenge. So, after Sora left Shiranami Mountains with Akame and the other girls, he didn't wander around aimlessly. Instead, he found a nearby town and temporarily settled down. Anyway, he had plenty of money, and it was a waste to just pile it up. So, Sora was too lazy to squeeze into some broken hotel with others and directly bought a luxurious villa in the town.
This morning, Cornelia and Amelie prepared breakfast. After being shaken for a long time by Poney and Tsukushi, Sora finally yawned and put on his clothes with the help of the two girls and walked out of the room.
He had been tossing and turning until late last night, and he still felt a little sleepy. Sora wondered if he should go back to sleep for a while.
"Sister Martha, breakfast is ready."
Cornelia called out while placing the tableware, looking at Martha who walked in from outside the door.
Because Martha was the oldest among the girls, and she had taken good care of her sisters when they were in Rousei Village, Cornelia had always been very kind and respectful to this woman.
"Hehehe, Cornelia-chan and Amuria-chan made the dishes today. I'm really looking forward to it!"
"However, eating isn't the priority. Everyone, I have something very interesting here!"
Martha said with a mischievous smile, waving a letter in her hand.
"Tch, it's just a letter. Martha, is it another love letter from some idiot?"
Sora glanced at it and said with little interest, sitting down on a chair.
This wasn't the first time this had happened. Since they had moved into this town, many animals who had discovered Martha, the fairy woman, on the street had launched love offensives against her. He didn't know how many fools had sent love letters like this.
However, most of the time, those letters were used by this woman to start fires. Occasionally, when she was in the mood, she would reply once or twice. But whenever this happened, anyone who knew a little about this woman's nature knew that another idiot was going to be unlucky…
Like Sora, the girls didn't show much curiosity. They had received quite a few themselves. It made them have to sweep the gate every day, which was annoying.
"Hmph, this time it's not mine, and it's not yours, you dead girls, but—"
As if she had already guessed everyone's reaction, Martha didn't care. A strange smile stretched across her lips, and she said in a tone that whetted people's appetites.
"Since it's not Sister Martha's, and it's not ours, then it can only be Master's."
Tsukushi-chan's voice was weak. Because of her personality, this girl spoke softly even in front of close people.
Well, of course, there were exceptions, such as when she was being tossed around by someone, sweat…
"Correct answer! Tsukushi-chan is so smart!"
Martha snapped her fingers and praised loudly, making the little girl's face turn red, and she quickly lowered her head.
"Hmph, what are you looking at? Your master, I, am handsome and dashing. Although I dare not claim to be the best in the world, I am at least the number one in the universe. There are many people who are infatuated with me!"
Seeing that the girls were all looking at him, Sora puffed out his chest, raised his head, and said with a serious face.
Except for Poney-chan, who absolutely worshiped Sora and whose eyes were sparkling, constantly nodding vigorously, the other girls' eyes twitched, and they slandered in their hearts.
Although they admitted that this bad guy was quite handsome, his handsomeness seemed to never catch up with his arrogance! Ha… haha…
"Cough cough! Martha, since this is written to me, then I'll take a look. After all, this is the girl's intention."
After coughing twice, ignoring the girls' expressions, Sora reached out to take the letter in Martha's hand.
Speaking of which, the last time he received a love letter from a young girl was when he was in the Sekirei World, going to university with Minaka and Takami. As one of the two super geniuses of the school, he, Sora, had both looks and talent. The little girls who were infatuated with him, hehe…
"Hehehe, that won't do. I'll read it for you, bad boy!"
Martha flashed to the side, waving the letter in her hand, and said with a mischievous smile.
The women on one side also stopped what they were doing, their faces burning with the flames of gossip, looking forward with anticipation.
"Tch, then you read it."
Looking at the gossipy appearance of the women, Sora rolled his eyes, speechless.
"Hehe, then I'll read…"
Tearing off the envelope, Martha opened the letter and prepared to read it. However, the next moment, the woman's smiling, gossipy expression froze…
"Huh? Why did you stop?"
Seeing Martha stop inexplicably, Sora asked with a puzzled expression, and the surrounding women also looked confused.
"Um, bad boy, are you really sure you want me to read it?"
Finally recovering, Martha asked Sora with an uncertain expression.
"Read it, read it, it doesn't matter if it's too mushy!"
Waving his hand, Sora said indifferently.
"Hehe, okay! Then I'll read it!"
Smiling radiantly, as if she had discovered something very interesting, Martha lightly parted her lips and began to read, under the expectant gazes of everyone:
"Stinky brat, I heard you're called Sora and you claim to be the strongest Death God General of the Empire. Do you know who I am? I am your Tengu Gang's grandpa!"
Well, as Martha finished reading this sentence, the entire room was deathly silent, and all that could be heard was a "thump," which turned out to be the meat bone falling from Akame's hand.
Before everyone could recover, Martha's lips curled into a strange arc, and she continued to read:
"Who admits that you're the strongest in the Empire? I'm much better than you! I'm not convinced!"
"So, I want to duel with you!"
"I knew you wouldn't dare, hahaha, I want the title of the strongest in the Empire from now on, you go home and farm! Hahaha…"
"Just to mention, if you have any guts, come and find me to take back the title of the strongest in the Empire. I'm in a good mood tonight, so I'll give you a chance to wait for me at Hakurou River. If you have the guts, come over!"
"Writer: Tengu Gang XXX"
Perhaps because she was too engrossed, Martha read with great emotion, making one contemptuous and arrogant gesture after another, not caring at all about the completely stunned Sora and Cornelia and the other women opposite her.
"Hahaha… I'm dying of laughter! I'm dying of laughter! Hahaha…"
As soon as she finished reading, Martha couldn't help it anymore, bending over and constantly beating her stomach, as if she couldn't even catch her breath.
Moreover, guided by this woman, all the women in the room burst out laughing, slapping the table and laughing, completely losing their ladylike image.
The relatively shy Tsukushi lowered her head, her earlobes red, and her small shoulders kept shaking; Akame on the side directly spat out the piece of meat that she hadn't swallowed yet; even more exaggerated were Natalia and Poney, the two little girls were rolling on the ground…
"The letter! Give me the letter!"
His mouth twitching wildly, after holding it in for a long time, Sora finally uttered a few words.
"Ouch, my stomach hurts, bad boy, here you go! Hahaha…"
Struggling to straighten up and hand the letter to Sora, Martha bent over again and beat her stomach.
Well, Sora who was originally extremely angry, almost fainted after seeing the "thing" on the letter!
The reason it was called a "thing" was because what was written on the letter couldn't be called words at all!
Messy, disorderly, making people feel crazy just by looking at it, and full of typos!
That's fine, but why is there a moon after the Sora"? Why is there a skull in front of the "God" in "Death God"? Why is there an old man with a beard in front of the "I" in "I"? Why is there a dog's head in front of the "Party" in "Tengu Gang"?
Sora said that he was already confused, what the hell were these things?! Martha had just read it out completely, how profound was her skill!
"Martha, hide this thing well, don't lose it!"
After looking at it for a long time, trying to calm his mind, Sora handed the letter to Martha with a serious expression.
"Oh? Bad boy, what do you want to do?"
Finally laughing enough, straightening up, Martha asked with a curious expression while taking the letter.
"This is a lesson, a lesson of blood!"
"When we unify the world in the future, we will vigorously develop education, establish schools for everyone to read and write throughout the continent, and then display this paper as a national treasure in the largest school!"
"We will use this bloody history to tell future generations that it is terrible to be uneducated!"
Standing up and looking up at the roof, Sora said loudly with a look of heartache, directly making the women in the room stunned…
"Ha… that's not a problem. Um, bad boy, are you going to that Hakurou River tonight?"
While putting the letter away like a treasure, Martha asked cautiously.
"Go! Why not!"
"Hehehe… I can't wait!"
The corners of his mouth curled into an extremely sinister and strange arc, and Sora's voice made the women in the room feel cold…