This book contains mature content, explicit scenes, a sprinkle of violence, and a vocabulary that could make a sailor blush. So if you're easily scandalized or under the impression that fictional characters should behave like saints—consider this your official warning. Proceed at your own risk, preferably with wine and zero judgment.
Now, let's address the fabulous elephant in the courtroom:Every character in this story is flawed. Deeply. Gloriously. Intentionally. Why? Because perfection is boring, and I don't do boring. They are figments of my beautifully twisted imagination, so before you go playing moral jury—remember, this is fiction. Not a sermon.
Next up—yes, it's a slow burn. And yes, there are descriptions. Lots of them. Why? Because I like to paint a scene the way I build my closing arguments: vivid, dramatic, and with the perfect amount of flair. So if you're the impatient type who wants instant gratification... maybe keep scrolling. But if you're here for sarcasm, romance, chaos, smut, and a truly hilarious mess? You're in the right courtroom.
Now, if you're still here (and haven't filed a mental objection), thank you. Truly. You picked this book, and I promise—it's going to be worth it.
Oh, and before we adjourn this little introduction: Support the damn book. Vote, comment, shout it from the rooftops if you end up falling in love with the plot (or one of the characters... or all of them). Your support keeps this fictional circus thriving.
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P.S. This is BOOK 2 in the Fake Dating Series. If you're new here, the link to BOOK ONE is below. Go fall in love from the beginning.
Court dismissed. Happy reading everyone.
And may the slow burn be ever in your favor. 🔥