I met a girl,
She said her name was Lilly.
Said she was lucid...
Her man was Jewish.
She said: "I don't really ever do this."
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Another one who had a man.
Her name was Jenny.
It's crazy what some "taken" folks will do
Off of the henny...
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There was Tammy
That one day.
While her husband was away...
Things got messy.
There was Jessy,
There was a catchphrase she would say...
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There was Trudy with the booty.
How she toyed with me...
It blew me.
Left a couple of new scars,
Emotions rolled right through me.
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There was Ashley.
Alex.
Alexis.
The last one didn't know it,
But I worked with her boyfriend last year,
He was a decent poet...
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And Venessa?
None the lesser.
Damn...
She knew just how to throw it.
Mellonie...I fell in love with.
But fuck it, she'll never know it.
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There was Krystal
With the pistol
This one I wanted to wife...
Shit, I missed though.
She was his, though.
She wanted a better life...
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There was Tonya
That one time...ya.
She only loved me after dark...
And X-rated Anya,
Layered like lasagna,
We used to rendezvous out in the park.
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That one crazy Kelly...
The neighbor girl, Shelly?
Neither was my type
So I shrugged them both off.
Not Remmy
Or Sarrah.
Or Penny.
Or Melly.
There was little hard investment.
ALL that she was Microsoft...
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There was that girl, Liza?
We all sat on her roof
And her ghetto friend, Kesha
Was missing a tooth...
And her sister was rachet
And hella uncouth
And they thought they were rappers...
They stayed in the booth.
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I could keep this going
But I think we all get it...
So many experiences
That I can't even regret it...
Yet still not a lover for me
All these women I see
Are miserable
In the relationships they get in...
I just want a wife
And a kid
And a wedding...
But crazy-weird shit
Is all I have been getting...
Yeah, I've met a few
Who seem actually true,
But there always seems to be
Some small detail that they're forgetting...
Like "Oh, I have herpes."
Or "Oh, you didn't know? I'm married."
Or "I got an abortion..."
Or "You're invited to our wedding."
Or. "It all sounded so good..."
Or. "I'm getting back with him."
Or. "You knew this was temporary..."
Or. "I don't think for us, this is a win."
Or.
Or...
Or...
Or...