"Third Brother, I still remember what you said back then."
"You said, if anyone wants to hurt me, they'll have to step over your corpse first~!"
"What a romantic confession, Third Brother! Why, why have you become so cold and heartless? Tell me... tell me... aaahhhh!"
Xiao Wu started grabbing the front of Tang San's clothes with both hands, shaking her hard.
Tang San cursed inside, suddenly recalling the spicy rabbit head Xiao Yexuan made for her earlier.
When she gets a chance, Tang San vowed to eat a whole roasted rabbit!
She meowed angrily!
Although Tang San was physically controlled by Xiao Wu, she was trained enough to hold her breath and suddenly slapped Xiao Wu hard across the face.
The slap was loud—not very painful but enough to snap someone out of confusion for a moment.
Xiao Yexuan's eyebrows jumped. That slap was well done.
Now, let's see if this ten-thousand-year rogue rabbit with a lovesick brain, Xiao Wu, would forgive Tang San.
And what would Tang San do next to make Xiao Wu submit?
Xiao Wu was stunned from the slap, the dazed rabbit frozen in place.
Her grip loosened, and Tang San finally broke free.
She breathed deeply, chest heaving violently.
It looked just like ocean waves from childhood memories.
Tang San's mind was clear. This was no time to rest.
She needed to explain things well to Xiao Wu while she was still calm.
If Xiao Wu's head fogged over again, the slap would only make her explode more.
Then Xiao Wu would turn into a madwoman even ten bulls couldn't pull back.
Tang San quickly thought how to get Xiao Wu to believe her.
She took out a comb — the one Xiao Wu had entrusted her to keep.
When Xiao Wu saw Tang San holding that comb, her eyes tightened, staring blankly at it.
A familiar, warm feeling washed over her.
Seeing Xiao Wu's expression, Tang San knew this was going well!
Quickly, Tang San said again:
"Xiao Wu, you're not just my sister, you're also my~~ lover~~."
"Xiao Wu, I love you. I want to love you for life, for all eternity. Even if the seas dry up and the rocks crumble, even if heaven and earth fade away, we will never be apart!"
Tang San's gentle voice rang out.
Xiao Wu immediately covered her mouth, her lovesick brain craving the most romantic confession.
How could she resist? Her body softened instantly.
Her gaze toward Tang San turned full of loving indulgence.
Like she wanted to merge herself entirely with Tang San.
Xiao Yexuan sipped his cola with a "told you so" expression.
This system is great — watching soap operas with free drinks!
"So you two have settled your issues. Now tell me, what exactly is going on with this tail?"
Xiao Yexuan questioned.
Tang San immediately changed her expression and pointed at Xiao Wu:
"It's Xiao Wu! She secretly swapped my tail, meow~! Master meow~! Keep your eyes sharp and don't wrongly accuse any good person, meow~! But don't let any bad guys get away either, meow~!"
Xiao Wu was stunned. That passionate confession just now... was she hallucinating?
But when she looked at Tang San again, she saw Tang San winking at her.
Xiao Wu instantly understood Tang San's meaning, then nodded fiercely and glared at Xiao Yexuan:
"Master! Meow~! It was me! Third Sister is my~~ lover~~. I didn't want to see her hurt, meow~! I know Third Sister listens to you most. If you told her about this, she wouldn't change the tail. So I secretly swapped it! Meow~!"
Xiao Wu's tone was fierce but she didn't dare disobey Xiao Yexuan's orders.
Xiao Yexuan understood what was going on between the two but didn't plan to expose them.
Xiao Wu really is silly—Tang San tricked her back so easily.
Will they be able to withstand the challenges ahead?
But now that Xiao Wu had taken the blame, punishment was coming.
Then, Xiao Yexuan reached out and chopped off Xiao Wu's head and limbs in one stroke.
The head and limbs fell to the ground, turning into a rabbit's head and legs.
But Xiao Wu didn't die. In the next moment, she restored her damaged body.
Tang San watched across, her face turning sour.
She had just thought Xiao Yexuan was going to kill Xiao Wu.
Then something utterly creepy happened.
How is this possible? Even with her head chopped off, she's still alive?
Xiao Yexuan was cutting up the ten-thousand-year-old rabbit meat.
Tang San recalled the spicy rabbit head earlier and guessed what Xiao Yexuan intended.
Her mouth watered.
Spicy rabbit head and rabbit legs—could this be tonight's dinner? Tang San was a little excited.
"Hey? They say you are what you eat. What about this?"
Xiao Yexuan glanced at Tang San's chest.
Though she was already at an E-level.
But before transmigration, Xiao Yexuan had seen what greatness really was!
Especially AI drawings that completely ignore humanity when creating!
Making Tang San look like that would be super fun and interesting.
With Tang San and Xiao Wu confused, Xiao Yexuan raised his knife again and chopped off Xiao Wu's Mount Everest.
Xiao Wu was stunned.
Though it didn't physically hurt, subconsciously it was agonizing.
"Ahhh!" Fear spread in her heart, and unbearable pain made her scream in panic.
"Ahhh... this! Impossible... how is this possible..."
Xiao Wu cried a few times, then looked utterly incredulous.
Her body was restored again? What's going on?
Before she could react, Xiao Yexuan raised the knife and chopped again.
After several repetitions, Xiao Wu went numb.
Then Xiao Yexuan pointed at the large pile of white rabbit meat on the ground and said to Tang San:
"Little San, your body's weak and you've got a cold. Eating this will help you. Remember, finish every last bit… oh!"
Xiao Yexuan smiled wickedly.
Tang San felt inexplicably nauseous.
She had been looking forward to delicious spicy rabbit head and roasted rabbit legs.
But that pile of white rabbit meat was really hard for her to stomach.
Especially after hearing Xiao Yexuan say, "You are what you eat."
This confirmed exactly what Xiao Yexuan's goal was.
Then Tang San glared at Xiao Wu.
That damn rogue rabbit! Getting killed once would've been enough, but now it's producing all this stuff just to disgust her!
A death wish! Definitely a death wish!
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