Chapter 38: ONE PUNCH TO RULE THEM ALL – CHAINS VS. SAITAMA?!
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[Scene 1: Arrival in Z-City]
The skies crackled as a golden-black dimensional rift tore through reality. From the swirling vortex stepped Boby, cloaked in his casual hoodie of "Don't Test Me, I'm Married to a System," Tsunade in a comfy jumpsuit and med-ninja coat, and Black Goku, munching on meat skewers.
> Black Goku: "So this is One Punch World? Kinda plain."
> Boby: "Plain? Just wait. This world's definition of 'normal' is a bald guy who deletes planets with slaps."
> Tsunade: "Let's keep our heads down. We don't need to nuke a city… accidentally."
A massive explosion echoed in the distance.
> Tsunade: "...Never mind."
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[Scene 2: First Encounter – Sonic the Edgehog]
A blur zipped past. A smug voice echoed:
> Speed-o'-Sound Sonic: "Another set of weaklings? I'll finish you off before my tea gets cold."
He leapt at Black Goku.
BIG MISTAKE.
Black Goku blinked.
> Black Goku: "Did you just try to sneak me?"
He grabbed Sonic mid-air with chopsticks.
> Boby (laughing): "You caught him like a dumpling!"
> Tsunade: "Be nice."
> Black Goku: "I am. I'm only using chopsticks."
He tossed Sonic into a dumpster, who passed out with a "boink."
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[Scene 3: Saitama Appears]
Suddenly, the ground rumbled as the air went dead silent.
Bald. Shiny. Blank stare.
> Saitama (blinking): "Yo. Heard there was a rift in space. That you guys?"
> Boby (smiling): "Yeah. We just wanted to visit. You know, multiversal tourists."
> Saitama: "Cool cool. Want some supermarket coupons?"
> Tsunade: "...He's the strongest here?"
> Black Goku: "He looks like a boiled egg."
Saitama walked over and handed Boby a coupon.
> Saitama: "Half-off leeks. It's a big deal."
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[Scene 4: Trouble Brews – Evil Fusion Threat!]
Meanwhile, a twisted fusion of the Monster Association's leftovers had formed: "Fused Carnage Orochi-Psyko-Boros-Crabman!" (yes, that name is real now).
> Fusion Beast: "I AM THE END! THE GOD-KILLER!"
> Tsunade: "You're ugly."
> Fusion Beast: "YOU DARE?!"
The monster fired a beam that could erase multiple dimensions. It slammed into Boby.
...The smoke cleared.
> Boby (cleaning nails): "Did you just sneeze on me?"
He raised one finger.
> Boby: "Chain of Outerverse Binding: Exist No More."
CLANG.
An infinite number of cosmic chains wrapped the fusion monster, each inscribed with the law of erasure.
> Fusion Beast: "...oh shi—"
POOF!
He vanished.
> Saitama (whistling): "Not bad. You're almost at my level."
> Black Goku: "Don't make me laugh, Baldy."
Tension sparked.
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[Scene 5: Boby vs. Saitama – For Fun]
> Saitama (grinning): "Wanna spar?"
> Boby: "Only if you go 100%."
They leapt into a deserted wasteland. The sheer aura from both cracked continents.
One Punch. One Chain.
BOOM.
The shockwave created a new moon. Tsunade sighed.
> Tsunade: "Boys…"
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[Scene 6: Funny Aftermath – Casual Dinner]
Later, the gang sat in Saitama's small apartment.
> Saitama: "Thanks for bringing meat. I usually just have noodles."
> Black Goku: "This world's meat is weak. But your mosquito problem? That's next level."
SMACK!
Saitama caught one with lightning speed.
> Tsunade (to Boby): "Don't you dare let Raviel know we almost nuked a planet."
> Boby (laughing): "She's asleep in my soul. We're safe. For now."
Suddenly, Genos burst in.
> Genos: "Master! Are you okay?! I detected 14 god-level readings—"
> Boby (calmly): "I was just cooking."
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[Scene 7: Final Joke]
Boby's Chains formed an apron reading "Husband of the System".
> Tsunade (blushing): "You look… hot in that."
> Black Goku: "My eyes are burning. Stop flirting."
> Saitama: "Anyone wanna play video games?"
They all nodded. And thus, the most overpowered beings in existence sat on a tiny couch, playing Street Fighter II, arguing over combos and pixel health bars.
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TO BE CONTINUED