Plot Twist Number 124:Turns out Jason wasn't just some guy.He was my secret pen pal from JSS3.
Me:"BRO, YOU'RE 'DarkChocolate_07'???"
Jason:"Yeah. Surprise."
Ivy:"Bro. What in the Wattpad AU is going on here?"
Nate:"I'm about to pass out."
Lucifer:Meow (Translation: Drama's back, baby.)*
The Bet
Plot Twist Number 125:Ivy, Mia, and Zayne started a bet on who I'd pick — Nate, Caleb or Jason.
Ivy:"₦5k on Jason. That jawline's illegal."
Mia:"Caleb. Rich boys always win."
Zayne:"I'm putting my money on Nate. Underdog arc."
Lucifer:Meow (Translation: I bet on myself.)*
Jason's Grand Romantic Move
Plot Twist Number 126:That evening Jason pulled the most rom-com move ever.
He brought me to the pizza-slice-shaped pool.Floating candles.Fairy lights.A plate of suya on the table (this man did his homework).
Jason:"I've wanted to meet you for years. You were my safe space, Ari."
Me:sniffles"Bro you gon' make me cry."
Jason:"Good. I like emotional girls."
Then — BOOM — he kissed my forehead.I melted.My ovaries did the Macarena.Ivy screamed from the bushes.
Ivy:"BRO I CALLED IT!"
Nate's Meltdown
Plot Twist Number 127:Nate lost it.
He crashed the pizza poolside date, holding a karaoke mic like a weapon.
Nate:"I'M SICK OF THIS! I'M NOT GOING OUT LIKE THIS!"
He dramatically sang 'Celine Dion's My Heart Will Go On' while staring into my soul.
Caleb:"Bro, you good?"
Nate (off-key):"AND MY HEEAARRT WILLL GOOO OONNNN…"
Lucifer:Meow (Translation: Emotional damage.)*
Lucifer's Engagement
Plot Twist Number 128:While all that drama was unfolding, Lucifer PROPOSED to Princess Fluffington.With a ring pop.Yes. A RING POP.
Lucifer:Meow meow (Translation: Marry me, shawty.)*
Princess Fluffington purred and licked his ear.Everyone lost it.
Ivy:"This cat gets more action than me."
The Karaoke War
Plot Twist Number 129:Caleb challenged Nate and Jason to a karaoke battle for my heart.
Me:"Bro this is not high school musical."
Caleb:"It is now."
They sang 'Baby' by Justin Bieber.Caleb hit the notes.Jason hit the dance moves.Nate just cried halfway through.
Nate:"I miss when it was just me and her against the world."
Ivy:"Bro you had ONE job."
Plot Twist Number 130:In the middle of the karaoke drama, another mystery package arrived.This time — addressed to Jason.
Inside?A photo of me, Jason and a guy none of us recognized… with the words:
"I'm coming for all of you."
Cue thunderclap.
Ivy:"Bros, is this a horror movie now?"
Me:"Bro, I need pepper soup. I'm stressed."
Lucifer:Meow (Translation: I told y'all.)*
Final Tally:
Love triangles: 3
Public karaoke breakdowns: 1
Lucifer's engagements: 1
Jason's romantic points: +100
Nate's mental health: -500
Drama: INFINITE