When the school announced there would be a mock raid drill, Rhea was ecstatic.
"You mean I get to legally blast people?"
"No," I said, pointing to the flyer. "It's a pretend goblin attack. You're supposed to rescue people, not barbecue them."
She folded her arms and frowned. "What's the point of goblins if I can't barbeque them?"
"Teamwork. Leadership. Problem-solving."
"Lame."
"They said there'd be snacks."
"…Fine. I will protect the snacks."
The morning of the event, the academy field looked like a half-baked festival and a low-budget battlefield had a confused baby. Cardboard goblin cutouts were placed behind hay bales. Smoke pots were set to release colorful clouds. Magic barriers shimmered faintly at the corners of the field.
And of course, there was the "Treasure Tent," otherwise known as the snack station, guarded by one very overworked teacher who was already sweating through his robes.
Rhea showed up wearing a red scarf tied like a cape and a smug grin.
"I am prepared for war," she declared.
I raised a brow. "Where did you get that scarf?"
"Stole it from the laundry. It smelled like dignity."
"I liked that one."
"Then you should've hidden it better."
Her team was a weird bunch: two nervous kids from the healing class, a bookish boy who tripped over his staff, and one elf girl—Lina—who perked up the second she saw Rhea.
"Hi!" Lina squeaked, waving both hands.
Rhea stared at her for a beat, then mumbled, "I claim this elf."
"…As a friend, right?"
"Yes."
"…Not as a minion?"
Rhea made a face. "Why do you always assume the worst?"
Because I raised her.
The drill began with a fake explosion sound and one of the instructors yelling, "GOBLINS BREACHED THE SOUTH GATE!"
A kid screamed dramatically and fainted. Another fell into a bush and refused to come out.
Rhea, naturally, took command.
"You," she pointed at the healer boy. "Patch fake wounds. You," she pointed at Lina, "stay behind me. Goblins love sparkly people."
"I sparkle?" Lina blinked.
"Emotionally."
Rhea led her team toward the "ambush zone," where cardboard goblins popped out on sticks with spring mechanisms.
The other kids screamed or ran.
Rhea grinned.
"Finally."
With a flourish, she conjured a swirl of faux-flames around her palm.
Or rather—what she thought was faux.
It started out small. Just a flicker. A soft, ember-colored shimmer designed to mimic a beginner fire spell.
But then it twisted.
The air shimmered with real heat. Her "mock spell" pulsed once, then doubled in intensity.
The cardboard goblins ignited instantly.
So did the hay bale.
So did the nearby bush.
"Oops."
Across the field, teachers began screaming.
"Deactivate the enchantments!"
"Where's the water mage?!"
"THE SNACK TENT IS TOO CLOSE TO THE FIRE!"
Rhea blinked at her hand. "I only used a Level 1 simulation rune…"
"You rewrote the rune when you added glitter glue," Lina whispered.
Rhea gasped. "I enhanced it!"
Then the entire field burst into mild chaos.
Children ran. Teachers conjured wind spells. A bucket brigade formed out of nowhere. One overzealous student tried to "tame" the fire with a violin solo. It did not work.
I ran toward the smoke, heart racing.
Rhea stood in the middle of a scorched semicircle, arms outstretched in front of Lina, protecting her from the fire she accidentally summoned.
Lina looked wide-eyed. "That was amazing."
"Thanks," Rhea panted. "I'm mildly terrified."
"Me too!"
They high-fived.
I skidded to a stop beside them. "What happened?!"
"Science," Rhea said.
"Accidental combustion," Lina added.
"Unfortunate snack casualties," Rhea finished.
The aftermath was… memorable.
Half the cardboard goblins were ash.
The hay bales were crispy.
One of the teachers fainted from smoke inhalation. Another tried to ground himself even though he wasn't her child.
I waited for the reprimands, the outrage, the suspension.
But then something unexpected happened.
One of the instructors—Master Tovin, a stern old mage with permanent resting disappointment face—approached Rhea, inspected the burn radius, and said:
"…You protected your team. Kept your cool. Cast in a defensive arc."
Rhea blinked. "I… did?"
He gave her a nod. "Impressive control for your age. Work on moderation."
And walked off.
Just like that.
Rhea turned to me, slack-jawed. "Was that… praise?"
"Looks like it."
"I'm gonna cry."
"You scorched a bush."
"I earned this."
That evening, she couldn't stop replaying the moment.
"Did you see the fire spiral? And how it arced around Lina instead of at her? That was, like, instinct!"
"You almost flambéed the elven PTA," I said.
"Details."
"I had to give CPR to a marshmallow."
"It was worth it."
She smiled, genuinely proud. And despite the chaos, I felt a strange warmth.
She wasn't just dangerous.
She was learning.
Growing.
Before bed, she tugged on my sleeve.
"Hey."
"Yeah?"
"…Thanks for letting me go today. Even though I messed up."
"You didn't mess up. You overachieved in a flammable direction."
She giggled.
Then she hugged me without warning.
It was fast. Awkward. She pulled away like it hadn't happened.
But it had.
"Goodnight, spark hazard," I said, ruffling her hair.
"Goodnight, overprotective fireman."
To be continued…