The night that was supposed to be the happiest night of her life has turned into the absolute worst for Uzumaki Kushina, wife of Yondaime Hokage Namikaze Minato, and newly made mother not even an hour old.
It started off being escorted by her husband and her nurse, Biwako, a sweet old fiery lady who also happened to be the wife of the retired Sandaime Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen. Because of just who she was and who her husband was, the location she would give birth to her son tonight was an above Top-secret. The only people who knew where the event would be taking place were the Hokage's ANBU units, her, Minato, and Hiruzen; not even those old useless bags of bones 'Honored Elders' knew, especially that snake Danzo. None who knew of her pregnancy would put it past the old warmonger to make some sort of attempt to take her baby for the potential he held through his pedigree. After all, it wasn't often two S-ranked, borderline SS-ranked ninjas got together and had a child, a male child much less that would inherit one of the most powerful clans that ever existed, the now mostly destroyed Uzumaki clan.
Some would think Minato was part of some Namikaze clan but that is untrue. Born and raised as an orphan, he simply drew some lucky straws as well as having such an awesome kick-ass future wife as a rival to push him past his flaky girly persona and develop some brass balls to become the bad-ass shinobi he was now. While there were some rumors of him starting his own clan, he really had nothing unique that could become a 'calling card' of a Namikaze clan. Sure, he had his Rasengan technique, but that was simply an extremely advanced chakra control exercise that anyone could do given enough practice and tutoring. There was also his infamous Hiraishin technique that was created by the Nidaime Hokage, a technique acted as a teleportation system which allowed him to deal the final blow against Iwagakure in the Third Shinobi War by killing a thousand shinobi within just a few seconds thanks to a proper usage of kunai shadow clone techniques.
It wasn't anything Kushina couldn't do since she did most of the damn work perfecting the fuuinjutsu array that was engraved on each kunai and allowed him to teleport.
So really, it made much more sense for him to join her clan. Hell, she was the one carrying Menma and was going to give birth to him while all he contributed was a few dozen thrusts. She would need to remember to work on building up his stamina. Any arguments anybody had to say otherwise would kiss her toned pale sexy butt.
Yeah, Kushina was the boss here with all the cards.
Well, fast forward through all the years of usual trials that involved ninja life and love life and she finally gets proposed to by the slightly less flaky bishounen and they tie the knot and do the deed and now back to where we left off after the huge off-topic detailing summary.
So yeah, she was escorted to a hidden home built just for this purpose, surrounded by patrolling groups of ANBU and fuuinjutsu seals. After twelve hours of labor, she finally gives birth to a very stubborn baby who didn't want to come out of his mommy. She'd also have to remember to tell that to any friends, or girlfriends Menma makes in the future to embarrass him. Anyway, she would've been flattered by the loving gesture if he hadn't have decided to have doubts about whether to stay or get out half way out of his mother's damn sore as hell, swollen as a melon, red, bloody f**king vagina!
Damn that Uzumaki stubbornness!
Anyway, after finally making up his mind for her by squeezing her lower muscles as hard as she could, she pushes him out, not even taking notice of Minato's broken hand in her slowly relaxing grip or the girly man's unmanly tears. Biwako holds Menma up and gives him to her to hold. She gushes at her baby. He has Minato's face with her crimson hair and amethyst eyes.
Hah! Take that Minato and Ero-Sennin! My genes were stronger than Mina-uke's girly ones!
Well, reluctantly, she gives him away to Biwako so she can clean him. Unfortunately, that's when disaster struck. Some masked smuck kicked down the door and yelled "Give me the Kyuubi jinchuuriki or die!"
She responded with "Go watch your best friend steal your childhood crush away or something, you little bitch!"
Not understanding who he was and how close to home her words struck him, he took an exception to that. Before Minato could react because of his attention being divided between this bastard threatening their son and the pain in his poor, witty-bitty hand, he couldn't save Biwako from getting iced like a noob by a kunai thrown into her skull. Sarutobi's totally gonna go ape shit on Minato 'King-Kong' style after this is over with.
Well, in the following scenes, this punk takes Kushina's baby, much to her growing ire, and holds a freaking knife to his little face and threatens to kill the child. Minato, instead of taking action, tries to defuse the situation with some wimpy wise-guy talk.
"P-please, don't do anything hasty! Just calm down! Think about what you're doing, yeah? You're throwing your whole life away for what? Revenge on the Leaf village? What will she think of your actions if she could see you now?"
Kushina looked at him like he was crazy. "You know this bitch, Minato!?"
The masked man sweated, wondering the same thing. If he had already been somehow figured out he couldn't allow Minato to live through this night.
Mentally, Minato really had no idea who this guy was but that speech always worked in those drama plays he frequently watches. He's tried to get Kushina into them as well but apparently she's more into 'Extreme Rules Shinobi Wrestling.' Such a waste. Doesn't she know those matches are fake?
Well, his hopes were shot down as bad as his first attempt at convincing Kushina he was actually a boy when they first talked to each other. The masked intruder threw their baby into the air and threw a kunai at the flying bundle. Minato threw his Hiraishin kunai at the baby and teleported near Menma, grabbing him and teleporting back only to see the man swallow Kushina into some kind of warp jutsu, the last thing being seen of her distorting body was her right arm raised with only her middle finger sticking up at the masked man.
"Now that I have the jinchuuriki, I will get my revenge on Konoha. I hope the time you have left with your daughter is a BLAST!" He warps away as Minato looks at his son only to see him wrapped in explosive tags. He quickly throws them off and teleports outside of the building just in time to escape the fiery blast engulfing the house. He looks around and sees his ANBU units either dead or injured.
He wants to save his wife but first he has to get Menma to safety. Teleporting to the room they had prepared for Menma in their home, Minato sets his son in his crib. He takes a moment to look over his beautiful baby, inwardly crying at the amethyst eyes and crimson hair. Damn that Uzumaki stubbornness!
His thoughts are broken by the sound of a massive roar which shakes the ground and buildings and wakes everyone from their sleep. Rushing to the window, his heart drops at seeing the monstrously massive form of the Kyuubi stomping on the city.
"Don't worry, Menma, your super awesome daddy will stop Kyuubi and save Mommy. That's a promise, yeah?"
He teleports to the Hokage Mountain and throws a Hiraishin kunai out into the distance. Coming at him is a massive energy attack known to be used by all Bijuu called a Bijuu-dama, or 'Tailed Beast Bomb' (or is it a ball?). Barreling through hundreds of buildings and obliterating people as it came towards him, he absently wondered why he didn't teleport closer to the technique to save more lives. Anyway, when the bomb ball thingy got close enough, he activated a seal that warped the Bijuu-dama to the kunai he'd thrown outside of the city, destroying numerous square miles of virgin forests filled to the brim with innocent life.
"Heh, yeah, that's right. I'm awesome," Minato said to give himself some self-motivation. Now, in a normal timeline without extraterrestrial intervention, this would have been when the masked attacker appears behind Minato to try to kill him, resulting in them fighting and Minato eventually outsmarting the man and getting a clue as to his hidden identity, but a certain alien queen's sudden appearance has altered that set of events.
Not only that, but he couldn't feel his marker on Kushina. It would take a bit of time to find Kushina yet the Kyuubi would still be on a rampage. Geez, what's a Hokage supposed to do now?