'You know, they said death is your final resting place. That it was peaceful, relaxing. You have nothing to worry about, no earthly possession Just you and eternal slumber.'
'So tell me. Why am I fucking dodging suns then!?' Dropping down low as another sun flies right past me. Feeling the scorching heat as it goes by, staring at it blankly.
Shooting up, Pulling my ax from my back, cleaving another sun in half, as the halves fly passed me, causing a loud explosion. Dropping to the ground causing a small crater. Absorbing the impact.
I shoot forward, running straight to my teacher with a blank look. Swinging my ax in a blur as I cut the suns that was launched at me while running.
Dodging the ones that I couldn't cut. 'Now while other people get to go to heaven, they get to enjoy their 72 virgins or whatever the fuck they get. While others get reborn or straight up get obliterated.
I am stuck here getting trained by a guy who likes to simp and throw suns for fun.'
Taking a minute to catch my breath as the barrage of suns finally stopped.
Before my eyes widened. As I watched my teacher release his full power, entering his final form. The One Ultimate.
'Now you might be wondering what the fuck is going on and who the hell are you fighting?
'Well, don't be impatient. I will be a good Mc and feed y'all. So you can continue to ignore your responsibilities. If you hadn't guessed who I'm fighting its Escanor. Yes, that Escanor from The Seven Deadly Sin. The Sin of Pride himself.'
Seeing him punching a cruel sun a condense flamethrower like beam shot towards me. 'Not my day.' Cruel burst.
Quickly reacting, I raised my ax high, bringing it down hard onto the ground, causing a loud explosion. As a large chunk of the land shoot up In front of me to block the beam.
Knowing that won't be enough, Using it as cover to get closer.
Dashing to the left in a blur to flank Escanor for a sneak attack. 'Hell would've been a better option than this.'
'Oh my bad, I guess you're wondering how I got here right? Well, it all started off with a tale as old as time. Fuck it. Long story short, I stuck my nose in someone business.'
'Seeing some guy trying to kidnap a young girl. I was much bigger than the guy, while not bigger in muscle or height more like bigger in the...'
'I was fat alright. Jeez, stop twisting my nipples It feels too good. Anyway, I have no training or anything like that In the past. But you know, I thought I could scare this guy.'
'I don't know what I was thinking for one, this guy was doing this shit in broad daylight. 2 He looked like he took every drug and then some.
Hell, he made crackheads look normal. If someone said that drugs takes him, I would have believed them. So let me just make it shorter for you.
'It did not end well for me. I was able to save the girl.'
'I also was able to kill the guy before I died. Gotta thank my fat-ass for that. But the plan wasn't for me to die, too.'
'The plan was me fighting a little bit, Getting hurt, going to the hospital. Becoming the hero and getting all the thick goth mommies, all that jazz. And seeing what's all the hype about being with a furry.'
'But you know, fuck all that, right? I get my ass tossed into a afterlife meat grinder. Talking about.'
You gotta train under certain anime characters and inherit their powers by defeating them in single combat. And once you complete all that, you get reincarnated..
'And that took me 155 years. To finally come face to face with my final master.'
'Which took me another 50 years to complete his training. Leading to this fight now.'
'So yes, I've been in this tower for 210 years just ruthlessly training. Brutally beat into the ground, broken many times over and rebuilt.'
'I couldn't even escape or kill myself since I was immortal In every way possible. When I refused to train they just forced me to. By the way, pain is a very great motivator. Would highly recommend.'
Reaching Escanor. I swing my ax down hard, putting all my strength in it. But sadly, my surprise attack wasn't much of a surprise.
As I was met with Escanor Divine Chop. Stopping my ax mid-swing. Seeing that my ax enter his flesh. As the ground under us buckle before it explode outward causing it to cave in, creating a large crater. As a loud explosion ring out throughout the clearing.
'Slightly, 'there was one major rule about this tower though. I can't use my ability or skills I gained from my other Masters to use against the next Master.'
I can't use anything else, only the stuff I learned from my master to defeat them.'
'So the question is, how do you defeat somebody who taught you everything you know? Oh, that's simple, you just need to be very creative with their power.'
Concentrating the sun into my ax. As it turned bright purple, heating up.
'The purple is just for cosmetics. It doesn't mean anything.'
Blazing Ax. My own body getting larger as I enter my own version of The One Ultimate.
Putting more pressure into my ax, slicing through half of his hand as It fell off, I didn't have time to admire my work. As I quickly raised my ax to block Rita. Sliding back some from the force. Raising my right hand as tiny little purple suns about a size of a grape appear.
Smirking, Solo flare. Opening my eyes to see that Escanor have his closed. Taking the chance of the small opportunity that I opened for myself.
I shoot out the tiny suns putting them into his nose and ears. This was much easier thanks to his size.
With a blank look. On my face I stand up tall. "It's over, teach. I win." Miniature Party.
Causing every little tiny sun to explode. Quite literally blowing his head off. The tiny explosions sound like firecrackers. Huffing and puffing as that took all my energy as I fall down, watching his body turn Into particle of orange lights.
"I appreciate your guidance but I hated every moment of the training." In front of me, a blue hologram appears with text:
Congratulations, you completed your training. You can use everything you learn here at your whims. As promised, you are allowed to pick any world you wish to reincarnated in.
Seeing that a keyboard pop up to let me text.
Thinking for a while. I type on the keyboard. HellaverseAu. Watching it load another text pop up.
ReincarnatedNow Or custom. "I could finally rest." Smiling for the first time in years. I click custom.
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HBH:
Yes Sir, Yes, ma'am. I have rewritten this story because I thought of a better idea for you. But sadly this won't be my main focus and will be on the back burner.
So actually it's gonna be pretty much the same, it's gonna be update randomly. Please give me some feedback and stuff like that. I would appreciate it.
I know this is gonna bother some people, but this is gonna be a harem. But don't worry your cute little hat.
There's other stories I got that's not harem. Yes, it's only one for right now, but I'm gonna add more.....
Maybe. Anyway, thanks for reading. I'll catch you guys later.. Bye! Stay safe out there.