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Being a goon in Gotham is a death sentence with a delay. Jean has spent nearly his entire life scraping by as a crook, headed for nothing but an early grave. Then a chance to change everything falls into his hands. This is the rise of a goon who's done surviving and is ready to take Gotham by storm.

While waiting for Yukinoshita in the clubroom, he unexpectedly travels to the world of Classroom of the Elite and becomes the representative of Class B. Initially, he only intended to keep a low profile while helping Class B escape its tragic fate from the original story, and incidentally saving Ichinose Honami. However, why these girls seems to know what am I Thinking?

I wanted nothing more than an ordinary life—free from crushing debt and the endless corporate grind. Instead, I died. And when I opened my eyes, I was in ancient Rome. My father? Gaius Julius Caesar—the man destined to rule, or ruin, the Republic. But history is written in blood. If I do nothing, my new family will be swept away by the coming political firestorm. Power is survival in Rome, and I intend to survive. Armed with modern knowledge, I will reshape the Roman Republic—through banking, insurance, industry, and new political strategies. Rome will never be the same. ============================================== What to Expect: - A grounded story set in the Roman Republic (BCE) - Technological innovation, business, military campaigns, Senate politics, and diplomacy - Based on real history—its religions, places, and historical figures - Smart MC using future knowledge to solve problems - 5 chapters a week, M-F - 20 chapters ahead on patreon (https://www.patreon.com/cw/MinchoNyangi) ============================================== MinchoNyangi here!  This is the official English edition of [카이사르의 아들이 되었다]. This story was a hit in Korea with over 2 million views(Naver Series), and I have personally revised and expanded this definitive edition specifically for English readers. You won't find this version anywhere else—not even in Korea. Note: This is the only official translation provided by the author. Any versions found on other sites except Royal Road, Webnovel are pirated copies. If you enjoy the story, please support the author by reading the official release here. Thank you

What do you do when you're out at sea without a ship? Allen: “Steal one.” What do you do when there's no crew on board? Allen: “Dig them from others.” What do you do when you have people but no supplies? Allen: “Rob the Marines.” Treasure? Famous swords? Devil Fruits? Beautiful women? Allen: “Brothers, look! That transport ship up ahead was practically delivered from the heavens—it has everything we need!” Transmigrated into the world of One Piece with the monstrous combat talent and Hanma bloodline from the Baki universe, Allen refuses to play by anyone’s rules. He starts with nothing but his two fists and an unyielding will. In the East Blue, where the weak are prey and dreams are crushed daily, Allen begins his legend by toppling tyrants, poaching elite talents, and building his crew through sheer force and charisma. He steals the Black Cat Pirates’ ship and crew. He recruits the genius chef Sanji before the Straw Hat can. He shatters Arlong’s reign to claim Nami and her village’s future. With a black captain’s coat billowing like a demon’s shadow and a savage lion-skull Jolly Roger flying high, Allen declares war on the entire sea. “I don’t chase the One Piece for glory. I just want the biggest, most dazzling stage where my strength can bloom without limits.” Freedom. Power. Conquest. He will take them all—by stealing ships, stealing people, and stealing destiny itself. My name is Allen. I advocate for absolute freedom. And I will become the most willful, reckless, and unstoppable pirate this world has ever seen. The Demon Lion has set sail.

A man wakes up in a dark cavern, gasping for breath— only to realize no one ever intended him to live. Used as a sacrifice and discarded without explanation, his life ends before it ever truly begins. When he opens his eyes again, he’s no longer human. He’s reborn as one of the weakest creatures in the cave, trapped in a body ruled by hunger, instinct, and fear. Survival is brutal, constant, and unforgiving—and the only thing accompanying him is a sarcastic system that seems far more interested in mocking his failures than helping him survive. To live, he must learn. To endure, he must adapt. And to protect what little he gains, he must lead. Whether he rises to the top of the food chain or dies forgotten like before— will be decided by his circumstances

[OreGairu + a bit of Saekano] Start a small business ❌ (no capital) Become a porn star ❌ (equipment’s fine, age isn’t) Sell the house and slack off forever ❌ (not eighteen yet, and also unrealistic) Get a part-time job? After realizing he was broke with no hope left, Oikawa decided to become a light novelist. _________________________________ Support me and read advanced chapters at: patreon.com/_Coreal

Peter Parker is not a guy from another world who woke up in someone else's body and decided to play superhero with a cheat sheet. He is Peter Benjamin Parker — fifteen, Queens, New York, completely and entirely himself. He has always been himself. It's just that sometimes, in the back of his brain, there's an archive that shouldn't be there. Not memories, exactly. More like echoes. Fragments of a life he didn't live in this universe The genre conventions, the recurring tragedies, the cast of characters who are supposed to show up and what they're supposed to do when they get there. The problem is that this universe doesn't follow any blueprint he recognizes. This isn't 616. It's not the MCU. It's not any specific continuity from anything he half-remembers — it's a new creation, running on its own logic, diverging from canon in ways that catch him off-guard when he's already committed to a plan. His foreknowledge is real. It's also fragmented, unreliable, and occasionally catastrophically wrong. He can be surprised. He can miscalculate. He can almost die. more available at : [email protected]/goldengaruda

PvZ meets Solo Farming In The Tower. What to expect: - Mature and logical MC who refuse to be devoured by vengeance - A garden full of war crimes - Character driven story over fast-pace progression - Lovable cast of characters - Lore. Lots of lore regarding the dungeons and the civilizations that had fallen within it for you lorebrarians. - Update daily at 6pm CET -------------- “In a gold rush, the position of shovel vendors is reserved for the privileged.” That was a lesson Phong Tran had to learn the hard way. One year after the dungeon appeared, it had become a modern gold rush. People awakened classes, unlocked skills, and dove into the dungeon for its seemingly endless riches and resources. Phong, a level 1 Farmer with a dead EXP bar, naturally gravitated toward becoming a wandering vendor. While other people fought monsters, gained EXP, and became media heroes, he sold them socks, battery banks, and energy drinks. Phong existed in the space between glory and obscurity, until one day, a privileged bastard took everything from him. He was beaten half to death, and his aunt and uncle were “erased” for being inconvenient to those at the top. As if it had a cruel sense of humor, Phong received his first and only quest while lying in his sickbed: “Plant 10 potatoes.” No rewards. No promise of revenge. Just 10 potatoes sitting there, as if to mock his powerlessness. He took the quest. And now, he must conquer the dungeon with only 10 potatoes to his name.

A man gets bodyswapped into Hagrid right as Harry is being delivered to the Dursleys. The new Hagrid knows his canon, sizes up his situation fast, and decides things are going to go a little differently this time. Like, say, not leaving a one-year-old on a doorstep in November. What happens next? Chaos, mostly. Abandon all expectations of plot logic, canon compliance, and character sanity — this fic is pure chaos, proudly OOC, gleefully AU, and home to a Mary Sue of legendary scale. If you're still here — welcome aboard. If you want to support me and read some chapters earlier: patreon.com/Aetern1tas

After the Justice League fails to prevent their world's annihilation by anti-matter, Billy Batson, the hero Shazam, makes a desperate leap and finds himself stranded in a foreign universe.

WARNING!!! 18+ Contents Included! (skippable) *** Reiji, an ordinary high school student, was truck-kuned into a parallel timeline where the world had fallen into chaos. Dungeon gates appeared everywhere across the globe, and humans awakened mysterious powers. But that wasn't the worst of it. A strange phenomenon wiped out all the men in the world. Thinking he had hit the ultimate jackpot as the only male left on Earth, he quickly realizes that his nightmare has only just begun when he discovered that his cheerful female friend from his original world, Morikawa Hina, is no longer the same. She is now his obsessive, unhinged yandere girlfriend and worse... She was the one who brutally murdered the previous Reiji to keep him all to herself. As if that wasn't bad enough, Reiji awakens a ridiculous system – The Dominion Bond System. *** Ding! [Host has successfully awakened the Dominion Bond System.] [A system that allows the host to grow stronger through emotional bonds and intimate connections with many spouse ;) ] *** Ding! [Host must mate with his two female partner to gain 7 Silver Tier Mystery Gifts and bonus rewards!] [The longer and more satisfied they are, the greater the rewards!] *** Trapped in a world with no men, a yandere girlfriend who would kill for love, and a system that forces him into intimate relationships just to survive. Reiji realizes one thing: This wasn't a fantasy he had expected when he was hit by Truck-kun. This was hell. And in this world, love might be more dangerous than death.

The war between the Seven Seas ended in blood and smoke, the mechanical Gearborn were driven back at a terrible cost. Fifteen years later, the scars remain—and history is repeating itself. Redwynn Tidespinn grew up on a forgotten island in Valencia. Though he was young, the war took everything from him, leaving behind the endless teal sea and his dreams for something greater. He never imagined that “something greater” would be the dreaded return of the Gearborn themselves. As a new war threatens to ignite, Red is drawn into a conflict he wants no part in. Armed with nothing but his cunning sea heart and a dangerous talent for invention, will Red survive the oncoming storm—or share the fate of those who came before him?

[Dungeons & Monsters]+[Streaming]+[System]+[Cultivation]+[Multiple races]+[Multiple Dimensions]+[Overpowered MC] [AN: Please do not buy the Red Rank Privilege yet, the chapters are yet to be amended.] Five years ago, The Merge shattered everything. Earth was pulled into a vast network of dimensions, overrun by dungeons and monsters — and governed by a System that turned survival into spectacle. Hunters could stream their runs to a cosmic audience, trading clout for resources, and those who awakened rose to power. Everyone else learned to endure. Reyansh endured. After losing his father to a dungeon, he's been holding his family together ever since — working multiple jobs at fifteen to support his sick mother and younger sister, all while chasing a dream that was slipping with every passing moment. He failed to awaken at twelve, he kept going anyway. 3 years later, he scrapes together enough to buy an Awakening Potion — And this time, it works. But something else wakes up alongside him. [Cosmic Patron System Initialized] A system no one else can see. While every hunter can stream their hunts, Reyansh's system is different — it connects him to beings across every dimension from the very start, and it promises something no ordinary system offers: 100× rewards on everything he earns, among other things he has yet to discover. The catch? He has to perform for it. Every dungeon run becomes a broadcast, every fight, a show. As his channel grows, powerful and mysterious patrons begin sending gifts, abilities, and opportunities his way. But the bigger his audience gets, the more dangerous the eyes in it become. Reyansh wanted strength enough to protect his family and himself but he may have gotten something more. Because in this universe where strength is everything — being watched might be the most dangerous power of all. [Milestones:] (Renewable every week) 100 Powerstones = 1 Bonus Chapter 200 Powerstones = 3 Bonus Chapter 50 Golden tickets = 1 Bonus Chapter 100 Golden tickets = 3 Bonus Chapter Extra Bonus Chapters (at least +2) depends on type of gifts donated (Massage Chair and above).

[—Would you rather—] 1: Upgrade your affinity to the SSS-rank Thunder Dragon's lightning affinity. 2: Replace your affinity with the SSS-rank Leviathan's water affinity. In a world where your affinity decides practically everything, Theo only awakened a D-rank lightning affinity. Just as he had prepared himself to live a normal life as a low-rank hunter, a nameless system appeared and gave him two choices. Follow along his journey as he faces challenges and gains overpowered abilities from his system.

[Male Protagonist] [Venom] [Symbiote Family] [Ghost Rider] [Suspended Ring] [AllSpark] [Death Note] [Slice of Life] [Monogamy] [Peaky Blinders Character Setting—No Canon Plot] Standing before you are: The Minister for Magic of Britain, Hermione Granger. Chief Manager of the Gringotts Main Branch, Gemma Farley. President of the International Confederation of Wizards, Theodore Shelby. High Priest of Egyptian Funerary Rites, Ramos Timayat. Chairman of the Sacred Twenty-Eight Council, Draco Malfoy. Head of the International Auror Office, Neville Longbottom. Secret supporters of the Shelby family: Gellert Grindelwald and Tom Riddle. They are refined, selfish, arrogant, and narcissistic. They are cunning actors, masters of manipulation in the game of power, wealth, and fame. They control elections, play both sides, and rule the world from the shadows. They are Slytherins. They are the Shelby inner circle. They are the true rulers of this world. They pledge loyalty to violence, dictatorship, madness, and glory— To the Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, Tiger Shelby! BANG! “I declare you—guilty!” Criminal: Bloody hell, you haven’t even held a trial yet!!! Tiger: Is it really necessary? Ps: Kids grow up, and so do gangsters in suits. Early chapters: pure gangster style; later: gangsters in suits. Full-on mafia vibes, explicit language directly translated into English—thanks for your support! Also known as: “The Proud Godfather and His Sweetheart’s Hogwarts Chronicles”

Ethan Gardner was a 2025 ML engineer until a delivery truck sent him back to 2014 San Francisco, inside the body of a man caught in Gavin Belson's crosshairs. He wields "Architectural Intuition," granting him perfect blueprints for future AI like GPT-3, and "Temporal Compute Access," which lets him rent 2025 processing power at a staggering financial cost. Now, Ethan must outpace Hooli’s $200 million war chest by building an empire on "impossible" code before the show's canon timeline collapses. Amidst the high-pressure world of venture capital, he battles a looming corporate storm while his hands move with a supernatural "Accelerated ML Cognition" they never possessed before.

Story Name: The Only Player in the Bleach World ...BUT I'm calling it BLEACH THE ONLY GAMER Story Summary: The protagonist, Matsushita Yusuke, is a hardcore speedrunner who skips every cutscene, every tutorial, every piece of dialogue -- he just wants to kill things and move on. So when he somehow ends up in what seems to be "Soul Reaper Online," his first instinct is to find the fastest route through. Problem is, this world isn't playing by game rules he recognizes. He can't just bulldoze everything. Then he spots Aizen Sosuke standing at a podium -- and a giant exclamation mark hovering over his head. The System notification reads: [Aizen Sosuke -- future Lord of Hueco Mundo, hair gel enthusiast] [Quest: Join his quirky little team. Become Club Member #003] [Rewards: Hogyoku Power (fragment), Kido Mastery, Kido Chant Omission (50%) Technique]. His response? Say no more.

In the year 1414 CE, the city of Seistain is a sprawling industrial nightmare of steam, soot, and lies. While the flag of the "Democratic Republic" waves over the skyline, the streets are governed by iron-fisted corruption. Kniya and Malesh, two eleven-year-old boys "already ruined" by the world, decide that they won't fight the system—they will master its rot.

When Roy's high school class was summoned to another world, they got swords. He got a warship. A 210-meter-long metal beast armed with railguns, missiles, an AI and more! In a realm of wooden ships and medieval magic, the battleship is an unstoppable iron demon, and Roy is its reluctant master. His mission evolves from simple survival to an audacious crusade: to carve out a sanctuary for the oppressed. With every slaver fleet he obliterates and every tyrant he dethrones, his legend grows, drawing the attention of scheming empires, a ruthless pirate alliance, and the ancient, slumbering powers of the world. This isn't just a story about a guy with a big boat. It's about what happens when a futuristic battleship declares war on an entire fantasy world, one cataclysmic, city-leveling broadside at a time.

Saving the girl cop by chance, the Little Daoist descending from the mountain begins his career as a bodyguard. He fights monsters, occasionally steps on wealthy and handsome men, and enjoys an endless life of fun!