After the last rascals went to School.
-Riku: "Have a good day!"
Riku returns to his apartment.
-Riku: "...now what?"
Riku takes a tour of his apartment.
-Riku: "I do have a j*b, but for some reason today I don't have to work..."
Riku sits on a bench outside.
-Riku: "Hm..."
Riku sits at his desk, looking at his finished paper.
-Riku: "Hm..."
Riku stood in a random crosspath of a nearby park.
-Riku: "Hm..."
Riku returns home.
-Riku: "No explosions... No cries... No complaints... No toilet blocked...And no tsundereness..."
Riku lies on his futon.
-Riku: "Is this going to be a boring chapter?"
Riku thinks that, and the Author is saying a big "No" in the background with a huge smirk.
1 minute later.
Riku is lying on the floor, dead.
-Narrator: "WHAT COULD'VE HAPPENED IN THOSE 1 MINUTES??"
Riku tries to lift his head.
-Narrator: "Oh, never mind, he's not dead."
-Riku: "I can't take it anymore..."
Suddenly, someone appears before him.
-Riku: "Huh..."
-???: "Stand ready for my arrival, worm."
-Riku: "...you ain't conquest duh"
-???: "Right...I am Boredom."
-Riku: "Boredom?"
-Boredom: "Yeah, and I was sent here to take you out since death had quit his j*b."
-Riku: "Is that so...?"
-Boredom: "Yes indeed, you have been suffering from the illness 'Daddyissue' since this morning."
-Riku: "The WHAT?"
-Boredom: "ah shit, the other way around...ahem...you have been suffering from the illness 'ifican'tseemygloriouskidiwillcommitsudoku!' from this morning"
-Riku: "And what does that mean?"
-Boredom: "Basically, it's because you cannot entertain your kids since they are not with you, and you are losing your mind, and that's why I came."
-Riku: "But then...if you take me out, I won't be able to see them anymore for the rest of eternity."
-Boredom: "Exactly, but at least it will put an end to your suffering".
-Riku: "Nah...I'd rather suffer than die now"
-Boredom: "You're saying it like it's an unpopular opinion."
Riku stands up, one arm to the sky.
-Riku: "I will resist until the end!"
-Boredom: "You are NOT all might"
-Riku: "You said you were boredom, right?"
-Boredom: "Yes, I am."
-Riku: "You gave me a good idea..."
-Boredom: "What?"
Sometimes later.
Boredom has been tied up by Riku.
-Boredom: "How is this possible? You both ate me and were at some random school places at the same time to protect your kids?"
-Riku: "Unseriousness, I heard it's one of my superpowers."
-Boredom: "I am literally an untouchable entity! How did you tie me up??"
-Riku: "I also wonder what is happening inside the author's mind."
The author's mind.
...YAPIE YAPIE YAPIE!
Chibi's version of him dancing, but censored, duh.
Back to Riku.
-Riku: "Now, imma hide you somewhere."
Riku hides boredom in a random place as he checks the time.
-Riku: "I didn't notice the time! Yaku will soon leave her middle school!"
Riku leaves, low-key sprinting in match 5 toward the middle school.
-Riku: "I am late!"
-Narrator: "How can you even be late at that speed?!"
Soon enough, Riku arrives at the middle school.
-Riku: "Phew, made it in time, there is only 1 hour left until she finishes."
-Narrator: "And you say you were late??"
1 hour later.
Yaku just left the middle school (many use of the word middle school, huh?)
-Yaku: "Ah Riku you're here"
-Riku: "yeah.."
-Yaku: "Today was pretty...bizarre"
-Riku: "Yeah, like a random popular boy tried to hit on you."
-Yaku: "That did happen to be honest."
-Riku: "Oh really...?"
-Yaku: "That guy left me alone somehow."
-Riku: "I wonder why..."
They both left, going to the primary school next.
-Yaku: "We were 1 minute ago at my school, what?"
-Riku: "You guys basically finish school at the same time, it wouldn't be logical."
-Yaku: "Fair enough."
Juni, Amane, and Iso are leaving the school and heading toward Riku and Yaku.
-Juni: "Today was...quite stimulating."
-Amane(smugly): "I take back what I said, School is pretty cool."
-Iso: "Me too, all the subjects are such beautiful boring things, I wanna live in school"
-Riku: "I am happy you guys had a good day."
They all left and went to the daycare, and Momo just finished as she is getting closer to everyone.
-Momo: "Papa!"
Riku's inner monologue is suffering from happiness.
-Riku: "How has the day been?"
-Momo: "It...had been..great!"
-Yaku: "Wow, she improved a lot."
-Juni: "Finally! She won't be a side character anymore!"
-Amane: "Enjoy it while you can."
-Iso: "I was wrong about school, it was boring and I liked it."
Momo noticed that her siblings were also in uniforms.
-Momo: "You...school?"
-Riku: "Yep, they also went to school."
End of chapter.
(It's not like I was lazy and just rewrote chapter 17's ending or anything!)