Have you ever seen a grown man scrunch their fast so tight it looked like they were preventing a million farts from escaping between their butt cheeks? Well, it looked painful just watching them turn ghostly white after spotting their names written on a few dropped booklets.
The worst was Minister Walfen. When seeing a separate booklet with his name, and an equally thicker one with his Ortiz Clan's name, he almost felt the urge to rush over and seize it all.
Julius had an innocent look when lowering his back to pick up the booklet with the Ortiz Clan's name on it. "Royal Father, like I said, I agree to the Impeachment. Bring it on. Punish me however you all like…. But…"
Julius paused wickedly. "First let's start with the Clan Ortiz, shall we?"
Everyone's heart, especially those who stood in the same faction as the Ortiz Clan, felt their backs now drenched in sweat even though their ears were perked high to the skies.
"Father, I was impeached because they all say I caused chaos in the city by creating dishes that caused thievery to go up." Julius paused, nodded like a chicken, agreeing with all his heart. "I agree with this too. But Father, let me refresh everyone's memory:..."
Everyone was speechless. They watched Julius flip the pages of the booklet titled: The Plagues & Farts caused by the Ortiz Clan… and their legs turned soft.
Many looked to the skies with faces worse than when their mother's smacked their little butts when younger.
Sixth Prince, why does it seem you are more evil than us? Why must you label it like that? Be honest, you're just looking for a fight, right?
At first they thought he was making things up the more he read. But who knew the 6th prince even had dates and time of all incidents reported. Many vividly recall the scenes, cashing all the color in their faces to drain away.
"On xxx, in the year xxx during the time of the Mother cry Disaster, by…"
Oh my Ancestors, please make the 6th Prince stop! If eyes could kill, Julius would have long been dead by now.
What the hell was this? Has this little IMP been pretending all this time?
They hoped they were thinking too much, because the latter if true would truly be terrible!... Just how deep was the 6th Prince's mind that he could ask himself as a dandy from when he was a walking toddler?
Hiss~
Many sucked in air, feeling dread gnaw their intestines the more they thought of things. But when they thought the 6th Prince would only focus on Political matters and disasters, he suddenly turned even more evil, bringing their personal secrets to light.
"Father, this son was also impeached on grounds that as a Former Noble, he found his way to the kitchen cooking for commoners…"
"So father, if that's the case, I would like to shed some light on the Personal reasons there's monsters should be impeached!"
"Minister Bhu!"
Please, shut up, Sixth Prince. Just stop talking!
At this moment, Minister Bhu's heart was like a gorilla banging on a cage. He looked towards Altec with a pitiful gaze… too bad Altec pretended to be blind, as well as deaf when it came to Minister Bhu's pleas.
"Holy Father, Minister Bhu's has a dark secret. He likes smelling the farts of his own concubines and wives when they leave the latrine."
Pfft~
Clayton, Haggard, Rune and several other ministers and officials who were neutral to Julius, couldn't help it anymore. They laughed so hard their bellies began aching.
The 6th prince is just too bad…
How can he know so much? What's more? Can't you see that Minister Bhu's face now looked a strange shade of Purplish red from anger?
Minister Bhu just wanted to die. Even if it was true, how dare he accept it in public? "Your Majesty, this Monster has been Wronged! This Monster doesn't have such behaviors at all!"
"Then you won't mind if we call a few courtesans to come over and fart in your face, right?"
{*** A Courtesan was a frame sex worker who specifically catered to wealthy, courtly, and upper-class clienteles.***}
"Royal Father, I forget to mention that whenever Minister Bhu gets a whiff of his wives' farts, his ears also turn red from excitement."
So the question now was if he was willing to put it to the test to prove his innocence.
Minister Bhu knew his body well, and knew that he had loved smelling farts since he was a child. This was a deal secret no one knew. So how in the name of their ancestors did the 6th prince know of this matter?
Because his body has been indulged and subconsciously trained to enjoy the pleasure of farts, it's hard to control some aspects of his reaction even if put to the test.
Minister Bhu wiped his sweat, wishing the ground could just open up and swallow him while. Although he still refused to admit it, everyone with a discerning eye could see that this matter was likely true… or else why was he so hesitant to put it to the test?
They liked him with disdain, even those from his faction.
Dammit, what sort of weird kink is that? So if they eat eggs and fart out here, Minister Bhu would like such a thing, even far better than a woman's touch?
?????
Julius didn't distinguish what type of farts Minister Bhu liked. So don't blame them for thinking too much.
"Father, this disposed son isn't done yet."
Julius's words brought everyone back to reality. Now, everyone looked at Humid as though he was the incarnation of the devil himself.
They were about to stop him, when his mouth fired like a machine gun, revealing more hidden secrets belonging to 12 other Ministers.
Oh My Ancestors! Who can stop the 6th Prince?
Julius had a broad grin on his lips. Stop? NOT A CHANCE!
"And then there's Minister Walfen…"
"6th Prince, I apologize for our brashness!" Walfen acted out of his normal calm demeanor, halting Julius in his tracks. Then he turned to Altec in a deep bow. "Your Majesty, this Monster would like to apologize and accept any punishments for cashing today's rowdiness."
Although Walden's head was lowered, everyone could imagine the bone chilling expression he carried. "It appears we have made a mistake on our precious judgments, and we would like to withdraw all statements against the 6th Prince!"