Chapter 24: "Boby & Black – The Omnipotent Bros of Chaos"
[Scene: Universe 10 – Ruined World, One Year Before Zamasu's Takeover]
The skies crackled with tension. Ruins stretched across the planet as storm clouds spiraled over shattered temples.
And in the middle of it all, stood… him.
Black Goku.
Wearing his dark gi, smug smirk on his face, aura swirling in hues of violet and red.
> "Another mortal dares stand before a god?" he said, half-laughing, half-murderous.
Across from him, Boby stood calmly… in a hoodie, sunglasses, and flip-flops.
> "Technically I locked my god powers before coming here," Boby said, raising a hand.
"So I'm mortal for the next twenty-four episodes."
Black blinked.
> "What?"
Boby grinned.
> "Buddy, I'm here on vacation. I need a friend. You look emotionally unstable, stylish, and fun."
Black flared his ki.
> "I am the wrath of the gods! I will purify this world—"
> "Okay, edgy," Boby interrupted. "You wanna get ramen or punch planets?"
A silence.
Then…
Black squinted.
> "…Did you say ramen?"
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[Later – Capsule Ramen Shop, West Galaxy]
Boby and Black Goku sat at a space-bar counter, both devouring bowls of intergalactic ramen.
> SLURRRRP
> "So," Boby said between bites, "you hate mortals because they ruin everything?"
> "Yes," Black said dramatically. "Their pride… their destruction… their obsession with TikTok—"
> "Wait, they have TikTok here?"
> "—They will pay!" Black declared, slamming his bowl. "Also, I want another pork belly slice."
> "See, that's the problem," Boby sighed, raising a finger to the android chef. "You're angry, but you're hungry. Hangry gods make poor decisions."
Black paused.
> "…Are we bonding?"
> "Absolutely," Boby said, clinking their ramen bowls together.
"Cheers to villainy with flavor."
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[Scene: Mount Explodicus – Five Minutes Later]
> "LET'S FIGHT!"
> "HELL YES!"
With zero warning, both launched into the sky.
Black summoned his energy blade, slashing wild arcs of violet destruction. Boby, flipping midair, dodged with cartoonish grace and yelled:
> "No powers, no chains, no system waifus! Just raw hands!"
> "Prepare to witness a god's might!" Black shouted.
He swung his energy blade—
Boby ducked.
Uppercut.
BOOM!
Black crashed into a mountain, face first.
> "That was… exhilarating," Black mumbled from the dirt.
"Again!"
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[Montage – Boby & Black's "Broly-Level Bonding"]
The two spar on top of the Grand Kai's yacht while it's in hyperspace.
They prank Whis by swapping Zeno's royal jelly beans with hot peppers.
They sneak into Bulma's lab and accidentally make a "God Fusion" blender.
Boby teaches Black how to flirt. It ends with Black quoting Vegeta.
They karaoke "Cha-La Head-Cha-La" while fighting Gogeta Blue in a dream realm.
Boby sells Black's fake autograph on eBay to Goten for 50 zeni and a cookie.
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[Final Scene – After the Fight, Sunset Over a Cracked Planet]
They sat on a floating chunk of land, watching suns set in different directions.
Black had a bandage on his forehead. Boby had his hoodie tied around his waist, sipping a boba tea.
> "You're not like other mortals," Black admitted.
> "You're not like other villains," Boby said.
> "You're chaotic, irritating, and occasionally wise."
> "You're moody, theatrical, and funnier than you think."
They fist-bumped.
> BOOM!
(The shockwave erased a moon.)
Black looked up.
> "So what now?"
> "Now…" Boby stood.
"We crash a tournament, embarrass Goku, and rewrite the outro song."
Black smirked.
> "Deal, mortal."
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[In Raviel's Realm, Watching Through a Mirror]
Tsunade: "He locked his powers and made friends with a genocidal maniac?"
Raviel: sighs lovingly "That's my husband."
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To Be Continued…