Plot Twist Number 103:After Truth or Dare Night, nobody slept.Not because of fear — but because we spent four hours debating who the heck Caleb's note was for.
Ivy:"It's me. Obviously."
Mia:"In your dreams, girl. I've got 40k TikTok followers, it's gotta be me."
Me:"I'm literally the main character, sit down."
Lucifer:Meow (Translation: None of you are special.)
The Oak Tree Drama
Plot Twist Number 104:We all showed up at the old oak tree the next day like desperate contestants on The Bachelor.
Me, Ivy, Mia, Zayne, Nate, Caleb (who looked confused seeing the whole population of Nigeria gathered).
Caleb:"…I only told one person to come."
Ivy:"Yeah but plot twist — we don't trust each other."
Plot Twist Number 105:Caleb clears his throat like he's about to propose world peace.
"The person I like… is Ari."
The world stopped turning.
Ivy gasped so hard she inhaled a bug.Mia's jaw hit the floor.Lucifer did a backflip.Nate? Nate SNAPPED.
Plot Twist Number 106:Nate legit launched himself at Caleb like a budget WWE wrestler.
"NOT ON MY WATCH, BRO."
They started wrestling in front of the oak tree like uncles fighting over suya.
Me:"Are y'all five??"
Ivy (still choking on a bug):"I c-can't breathe but this is entertaining."
Plot Twist Number 107:As the boys kept scrapping, Ivy's phone started playing her TikTok alarm: "Baddie alert, baddie alert!"She forgot to turn it off.Mia tried to grab it.Ivy slapped her hand away.
Suddenly Ivy slipped on wet grass and accidentally yanked the school's ancient fire alarm rope.
Plot Twist Number 108:Cue chaos.SIRENS.STUDENTS SCREAMING.THE ENTIRE SCHOOL EVACUATED.Lucifer ran off with someone's meat pie.
The Principal's FaceWhen Principal Okon saw us all standing outside like wet rats, covered in dirt, glitter, and drama:
Principal Okon:"Who. Pulled. The. Fire. Alarm."
Everyone pointed at Ivy.Ivy tried to run.Nate tackled her mid-sprint.
Principal Okon:"ALL OF YOU. DETENTION. NOW."
Detention Diaries
Plot Twist Number 109:We got sent to the dusty old detention room where the only thing scarier than the broken fan was the 1987 maths teacher Miss Aunty Blessing.
Miss Blessing:"No noise. No nonsense. No phone."
Ivy (whispering):"We're doomed."
Me:"I swear if one more person confesses feelings today, I'm transferring schools."
Nate:"I still love you though."
Me:"NAH. I QUIT."
Plot Twist Number 110:Turns out Caleb's secret wasn't just about liking me.
Caleb:"Also… I'm rich. Like, own-a-private-island rich."
Everyone:"HUH?!"
Caleb:"I just wanted real friends, not gold diggers."
Ivy:"Okay but like, can I visit the island tho?"
Me:"Bro same."
Final Tally:
Fights witnessed: 1
Fire alarms pulled: 1
Bugs inhaled: 1
Detentions earned: 5
Rich transfer kids: 1
Lucifer's crimes: 7 and counting
Nate's breakdowns: unlimited