Ellen, you've always said 'be kind,' but let's be honest—kindness isn't always a choice, especially when life decides to dump on you. Your show gets canceled and suddenly you're off to England, like kindness is easier with an accent and a cup of tea. But hey, you've never been afraid to make bold choices—except maybe with your sexuality. Was it really a choice, Ellen, or were you just finally sick of men's b*******? Because honestly, while you were throwing a tantrum on set, I could've used some r e a l help, not just r e e l help. Next time, save the drama for the cameras and bring the kindness to real life, yeah? I mean, is your name DeGeneres or DeJerk?
And let's talk about your 'helping'—everybody you helped had to be run through the CIA first! Be honest, Ellen: did you skip helping some people because the CIA said you shouldn't, or because you couldn't remember if you were hosting a talk show or running a background check? At this point, it's easier to get into the Pentagon than to get a hug from Ellen!
But hey, hosting a Big Chill like that, you must know what being syndicated really means—because after all the drama, it looks like your kindness is the only thing still in reruns. And I mean for the viewer, not for you.
So how can you know something like that—how the business really works—and still throw a tantrum every time stuff doesn't go your way? Ellen, with all that experience, you should know: if you want a happy ending, you've got to be kind all the way to the credits!
And you know what? I challenge you to actually take your own advice for once—help somebody in actual need. Like me, this time. Because it's not money I need—I need someone to actually give a s***.
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Hey Ellen, what's up? You trying to be Eddie Murphy now? Dropping in on America like it's your personal comedy club? Meanwhile, I'm over here like Dropkick Murphys playing their punk rock anthem, and they're still calling me Ishmael—lost at sea but still rocking the boat. So, what's the deal? You bringing the laughs or just causing waves?
I dare you to ask Walmart about me they let me go after I did a video let it Go from Frozen I I didn't title let Me Go a parody for a Walmart convention for always going to be at so they did let me go because the CIA asked them to just so you know my entire life has been targeted and I didn't know why I didn't even know who I was in this whole thing started but you all know me so they didn't want for all to see my face so I didn't get to go instead I got fired and taken from my kids' eyesight , I know you have a thing for cars Ferrari... Hi Porsche! I get you like those but it's more like Ross and the eye so why can't we be friends you fool intentional divide and if the answer is no then at least have the guts to tell me to my f****** face with the actual hell you think I did though! Before you throw me to the wolves and let that animal rape me repeatedly!
I get you don't like penises and you're maybe just trying to throw them all my direction but like stop!
Your arrogance and your judgment put my kids in danger how are you going to fix that?!