"Darkness blacker than black and darker than dark, I beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson within. The time of awakening cometh. Justice, fallen upon the infallible boundary, appear now as an intangible"
Shadow with a suspicious smirk as always. "Shadow Garden, serve me once more. I am Shadow… the one who lurks in the shadows, hunts the shadows,
I..
AM..."
Shadow starts pulsing with a purple aura and distortions.
The skies turned into darkness with 5 levels of magic circles. In which where Megumin's staff was pointing at.
Wait, seriously? They're gonna blow up this entire town.
Gojo replied, "Uh oh."
Kaido in character "I see.. I cast upon me The judgment knights of thunder!"
Gojo turns on his infinity to the max, preparing for impact.
Here it comes.
"Atomic"
Followed with "EXPLOSION"
0.01 seconds of the explosion traveled into Gojo's infinity, expanding until it inevitably stopped. It couldn't reach Gojo.
Saiki reverts everything before the explosion draws attention.
What a pain. Even if I'm not at the penthouse, trouble seems to keep coming.
"Huh, it didn't work?" Shadow confused face along side Megumin. "Who's doing is this? I DEMAND TO KNOW!" Shadow shouted
Dark Reunion.
Kaido tries to catch Megumin, who's about to fall down.
Saiki talks to Shadow telepathically. "Cut it out, Kaido doesn't know know I'm psychic. Neither does he know you are the real thing."
Before Saiki can turn and walk away.
Gojo called out to Saiki with a concerned tone. "Um, Saiki."
Before Gojo could speak, new voices interrupted.
"Lord Shadow?"
An elf.
"Megumin?!"
A knight.
More of them.
"Saiki! Shadow! This girl collapsed!" Kaido panicking helplessly
Which one were concerned about? Gojo.
Nope. I'm not spending another minute with this roleplaying disaster arc.
Gojo mumbles in the background. "Wait, wasn't your show about disasters?"
Saiki teleports behind Kaido instantaneously, knocking him unconscious.
Good grief, I'll have to use Nanana to replace his memories later.
On the other hand...
Saiki looks at them with a deadly gaze. "Why are you roaming around? In public."
Gojo, sipping his soda: "What? You expect us to stay cooped up all day?"
I stared at him the way you'd stare at a broken vending machine that just ate your last yen.
"You're really that surprised?" Gojo said with a genuine surprise on his face.
Right. Leaving the idiots unsupervised. That's on me.
I'm always expected to explain everything every single time.
"Well, there were some people left."
---
Meanwhile
--- The Penthouse ---
"Bro, you suck at this game." Subaru taunted.
Kazuma shouted annoyingly. "SHUT UP, PICK A DIFFERENT GAME THEN"
The door opened.
Senku and Chrome walked past with a lot of items and food.
"Isn't the modern world amazing Chrome? Are you excited yet?" Senku happily chatting with Chrome.
"Yes!" Chrome with sparkles in his eyes. "I never thought... I would ever see modern Japan as it is." Chromes eyes started to tear up
"Right? I'm even surprised that my makeshift card worked. Reforged Byakuya's NASA card." Senku smiled mischievously.
"GREAT. Another guy who's inherited wealth." Kazuma replied with eyes that had lost the will to live. With his game character losing again to Subaru.
Senku put all the items at the table and glanced around."Hey Kazuma, where are the others? I need to ask them a few questions."
With a monotone voice. "Dunno, probably got bored and went outside."
Senku with a dry stare replied. "Oh.."
---
--- The Alleyway ---
Good grief.
I'll rewind Megumin back to 1 day.
"Hey, you kid, Shadow, explain your acquaintance the situation."
"I AM NOT A KID!" Megumin replied.
A few seconds later...
Okay, I'm teleporting all of you back to the penthouse.
Alpha mumbles, "Teleportation magic?"
And we're here.
Megumin, Darkness, and Alpha were shocked. And Kazuma for a different reason.
"THAT FAST?" Alpha surprised and thought to herself. If this guy and Lord Shadow fought.. hmm.
"The world had rebelled against me." Kazuma rapidly aging.
"WHY ARE YOU HERE!" Kazuma with a disdained look.
Megumin and Darkness hugs Kazuma. Both whining, "Kazuma Kazuma, where are we." Crying
Kazuma thought to himself with a surprised and warm look. "This isn't bad once in a while. Maybe I did miss them."
"Pervert." Saiki looked with disgust.
"I AM NOT A PERVERT!" Kazuma screamed, pointing at Saiki.
Subaru also agreed. "Dude, you're literally face planting yourself into her chest."
Good grief. I'll get everyone else who went out.
A red-haired girl with piercing eyes walks into the door. It's a makima
"New guest?" stated whilst taking her coat off.
"Where were you?" Gojo questioned
Makima replied. "Work."
Gojo whispered to himself: "Cold, mysterious, deadly… oh yeah, that's my type."
...
The next day
Saiki reads Kaido's memories from yesterday.
Kaidou, Megumin, and Shadow formed a circle, already exchanging titles.
"I am the Jet-Black Wings!"
"I am the Shadow Garden's secret sword!"
"I AM MEGUMIN!!"
"I AM SAIKI THE JETBLACK WINGS RIGHT HAND MAN!"
Oh, wow. Instead of the explosion, it got replaced by chuuni Me.
...
"EXPLOSION"
The vending machine sparked and fell over.
Shadow applaud. "Well controlled young one."
"THAT'S MY VENDING MACHINE!" Kazuma cried out.
Denji with pity in his face. "You mean Ryusui's vending machine."
Saiki: (monologue) Great. Property damage. Again.
Kazuma contradicting. "SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP."
No, you. You're the one shouting.
---
Back at home, I stared at my coffee jelly.
I faced curses, monsters, and reality collapse.
But nothing prepared me for secondhand embarrassment.
Good grief.
---
End.