Chapter 34: "Cleaning with Chaos – A Day with Black Goku, A Night with Tsunade"
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[Scene 1: The Divine Palace – Daytime Cleaning Chaos]
Location: Boby's Multiversal Palace of Eternity.
The golden floors sparkled under divine sunlight… or at least, they would've, if someone actually cleaned.
Boby, still dressed in casual loose robes, held a mop like it was a cursed weapon. Beside him, was Goku Black, wearing a pink apron with the words: "Destroyer of Dirt" and holding a feather duster like it was a divine blade.
> Boby: "Why am I mopping reality floors? I'm omnipotent!"
> Black Goku: "You locked your power, remember? Besides, this is training for humility."
> Boby: "No, it's Tsunade punishment."
> Black Goku: "Same thing."
They both sighed.
Suddenly, a mop bucket exploded with soap foam, hitting Black Goku in the face.
> Black Goku: "WHO DARES FOAM THE GOD?!"
> Boby (snickering): "Oops. Slipped."
Goku Black turned slowly, eyes glowing pink with rage. He launched a feather duster attack, unleashing a "Dust Blade Barrage!" Boby dodged, ducked, slipped—and crashed into a divine bookshelf.
Books of forbidden spells collapsed like dominoes.
A scroll unrolled, reading: "DO NOT CLEANSE THIS SCROLL."
> Boby: "…Wanna clean that later?"
> Black Goku: "You're the scroll husband. You do it."
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[Montage – Cleaning Shenanigans]
Black Goku accidentally vacuums a mini-universe into a bag. "Oops."
Boby uses Chain of Rebirth to revive a broken broom… only for the broom to scream, "LET ME REST!"
They polish a mirror that shows alternate realities—including one where Black Goku is a math teacher and Boby runs a cat café.
A slime mop evolves into a slime boss. Black Goku yells, "Slime Raid Boss, floor 7!!" and suplexes it into a bucket.
At the end of the day, the two collapse on the clean floor, sparkling and exhausted.
> Black Goku: "Never again. I'd rather fight Beerus in a maid outfit."
> Boby: "You say that like it hasn't happened…"
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[Scene 2: Nighttime – Tsunade's Private Chamber]
Later that night, the air was calm and warm. Moonlight filtered through silk curtains.
Boby stood shirtless, towel over his neck, freshly showered after a long day of divine janitoring. He stepped into the grand bedroom where Tsunade sat by the window, brushing her hair, looking radiant in her simple silk robe.
She turned to him with a smile that could make gods kneel.
> Tsunade: "Took you long enough, mop-boy."
> Boby (grinning): "Had to defeat three dust gods and one sentient slime."
She walked over, slowly, sensually, hands gently touching his tired face.
> Tsunade: "You did good today. Maybe I should reward you."
He blinked.
> "W-What kind of reward are we talking abou—"
Tsunade leaned in and kissed him—deep, slow, and warm. Boby's knees weakened a little.
They moved together toward the bed, slow and tender. For all his godlike strength, it was her who held him tonight. She lay beside him, whispering softly.
> Tsunade: "You always carry the weight of worlds… Let me carry you tonight."
She kissed his chest, her hands tracing his heartbeat. No chains. No powers. Just love.
> Boby (softly): "You're my rest."
> Tsunade: "And you're my reason."
Clothes melted into the shadows, moonlight dancing over their forms as the two entwined—not as warriors or legends—but as lovers. There was laughter. There were tears. There was peace.
And in that long, silent night, they whispered forgotten words only lovers speak—flesh against flesh, soul to soul.
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[Scene 3: Morning After]
Boby woke up tangled in sheets, Tsunade curled into his chest, snoring gently. Her hand rested over where Raviel's cocoon pulsed quietly inside him.
He kissed her forehead.
> Boby: "One wife asleep… one keeping me alive."
He glanced toward the window.
> "And a feather duster war waiting downstairs."