Chapter 35: "Cooking with the Chaos Duo – Boby's Punishment, Goku Black's Suffering"
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[Scene 1: Divine Kitchen – Morning Mayhem Begins]
The sun had barely risen when Black Goku walked into the Heavenly Palace Kitchen, rubbing his eyes and yawning.
He stopped mid-step.
His gaze locked on the words written in fire on a giant sign:
> "COOKING TRAINING FOR FOOLS WHO MADE A MESS."
Standing under the sign was Boby, wearing a ridiculous pink apron that read: "Kiss the Chef (or Die Trying)" and holding a spatula like a divine weapon.
> Black Goku: "...No."
> Boby: "Yes."
> Black Goku: "WHY am I learning cooking with you?! I'm a god of destruction! I destroy—"
> Boby: "Because you're my best friend. And if I'm getting punished, you are too."
He winked.
> Boby (grinning): "Besides, I saw you burn toast yesterday. You're a threat to life."
> Black Goku: "It was a tactical explosion!"
> Tsunade (from behind, cracking her knuckles): "It was a disgrace to food."
Both men froze.
Tsunade, clad in a black chef uniform, walked in like a war general. She wore a red band around her head with the word "Hell's Kitchen Queen" stitched in gold.
> Tsunade: "Welcome to your punishment. You'll cry. You'll scream. You'll sauté."
> Black Goku: "Boby, I hate you."
> Boby: "Love you too."
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[Scene 2: Cooking Class – The Mayhem Begins]
Task 1: Chopping Vegetables
> Tsunade: "Boby, use proper knife technique."
> Boby: uses his Chains of Eternity to slice an onion in a perfect cube
> Tsunade: "NO CHAINS ALLOWED."
The chains retract, pouting somehow. Boby awkwardly picks up the knife.
Meanwhile, Black Goku slices an onion…
> Black Goku: "Simple."
The onion explodes.
> Tsunade: "That was a cherry tomato."
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Task 2: Frying Pan Combat
Tsunade stands before them with a frying pan. She throws ingredients midair.
> "Catch, cook, and plate. You have 10 seconds!"
Black Goku catches an egg with a ki blast—burns it.
Boby tries to flip a pancake… and it vanishes into another dimension.
> Black Goku: "That's not cooking. That's cosmic deletion!"
> Boby: "It's fusion cuisine… fused with the void."
> Tsunade: "You two are the most dangerous things I've ever seen with cutlery."
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[Scene 3: Heartfelt Moment in the Kitchen]
Several hours in. Flour is in their hair. There's a pan stuck to the ceiling. The stove whimpers.
But they try again.
Boby carefully stirs soup. Black Goku flips a golden omelet—this time with zero explosions.
> Boby: "This actually feels kinda nice. Peaceful."
> Black Goku: "Still not better than destroying planets. But… I get it."
> Boby (softly): "It's not just about food. It's about learning. Growing. Doing things for the people we love."
They both look over at Tsunade, who watches quietly with crossed arms and the faintest smile.
> Black Goku: "You're soft now."
> Boby: "I'm married. I'm supposed to be soft sometimes."
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[Scene 4: The Final Dish Presentation]
The plate:
A divine omelet filled with heavenly vegetables.
Soup made from celestial ingredients.
Dessert? A slice of cake shaped like Raviel's sleeping cocoon.
Tsunade tastes the soup. She pauses. Chews.
> Tsunade: "…Edible."
> Boby & Black Goku (in sync): "VICTORY!!"
They high-five, knocking over a spice rack, a frying pan, and a small table. The cake survives.
> Tsunade (smiling): "You've both improved. But tomorrow, we learn baking."
> Black Goku: "NOOOOOOO!"
> Boby: "Hehehe…"
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[Scene 5: Night – Reflection and Peace]
That night, Boby and Black Goku sat outside the palace, under a starry sky.
> Black Goku: "You really did drag me into this."
> Boby: "But we made memories."
> Black Goku: "I'll remember this next time I fight you. No mercy."
> Boby (smirking): "Bring it on, chef."
They clinked mugs of divine cocoa.
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To Be Continued