Chapter 32: "Boby, Raviel, Tsunade… and the 14 Brides – RUN, AUTHOR, RUN!"
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[Scene 1: Hall of Final Judgment – Romance Dimension Apex]
A heart-shaped moon floats above an endless field of roses.
The sky rains petals. The ground is made of chocolate. Harps play in the background against your will.
YOU—THE AUTHOR—stand alone, chest heaving, eyes wild.
You've been hiding in the Romance Dimension's garbage bin for six hours.
> "This is insane. I didn't agree to fourteen marriages. I just wanted plot progression!"
Suddenly…
A cosmic ripple tears open the sky.
Down floats Boby—cloaked in glory, his divine coat billowing.
Beside him:
Raviel – her galaxy eyes shimmering, lips curled in an amused smile.
Tsunade – cracking her knuckles, casually sipping from a love potion.
Behind them…
FOURTEEN GODDESS-LEVEL WAIFUS.
Each one from a different dimension. Each one sparkly. Each one holding a wedding bouquet.
Their eyes all shine with one goal:
> "There's our husband!"
You scream internally.
Boby lands in front of you.
He looks calm. Way too calm.
> "Author. I've made peace with my harem. Now it's your turn."
You shake your head, stepping back.
> "Boby, brother, pal, fellow literary figment, please… I can't handle this."
Tsunade grins.
> "You handled being cuddled to near-death. This should be easy."
Raviel floats down gracefully, her voice like a soft spell:
> "We brought them for you. Accept your fate."
One of the wives giggles and waves at you with hearts in her eyes.
Another throws a ring—it lodges into your finger with unholy accuracy.
Your pupils dilate.
You turn around—AND RUN.
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[Scene 2: The Great Escape – Author vs. 14 Goddesses]
You sprint through the cosmos, cape flapping, sandals smacking on dimensional threads.
Behind you, the wives give chase.
One rides a dragon made of love letters.
Another skates on ice made of frozen poetry.
One even uses a hovering marriage certificate as a flying surfboard.
Tsunade cheers from above.
> "You're doing great, honey! Run faster!"
Raviel lazily creates heart-shaped portals to trap you.
> "He's resisting... how adorable."
Boby just watches. Eating popcorn.
> "You literally wrote this, Author. Reap what you sow."
You shout behind you.
> "THAT WAS FOR COMEDY, NOT COMMITMENT!"
One waifu tackles you with a hug.
> "Kyaaa~! Husband, stop resisting your destiny!"
You scream again. Somehow your scream echoes in all languages.
Then… finally…
You spot it.
Your Portal.
The one and only way back to the real world—your desk, your computer, your sanity.
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[Scene 3: Escape to Reality – The Final Portal]
You leap with everything you have, dodging kisses and glitter bombs.
Boby shouts, "Good luck, Author!"
Tsunade waves. "We'll be waiting!"
Raviel blows you a kiss that causes space to ripple.
You dive into the portal—
BOOM. A flash.
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[Scene 4: Earth – The Author's Room]
You fall face-first onto your computer desk.
Panting. Sweating. Crying. Covered in heart stickers and magical perfume.
> "I… I made it. No more waifus. No more sparkles."
You turn off your Wi-Fi. Smash your multiverse communicator. Lock your fridge (just in case).
Then you hear something…
A whisper from your laptop…
"We'll find you, husband…"
Your screen flickers.
Raviel is winking at you from the browser tab.
You scream.